BOGO

Is LOCO

.
Buy one

Get one

” F R E E ”

Yeah right

More like

BSYDWSYCHOYDNSBIF

.
Buy (shit) something

You don’t want

So you can have

One you don’t need

Simply because

It’s ” FREE ”

.

Bringing the fence sitter

Consumer to their knees

Emptying wallets

Sacrificing savings

At the alter of consumption

To the god greed

In the den of thieves

At the end of

The paved road