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No Cure For Cancer

Joe Rogan was right

“We are mold on toast”

Or as Bill Hicks said

“We’re a virus with shoes”

A malignant growth

On a defenseless host

Am myself guilty

For contributing

By default

“Someone created me”

Doug Stanhope

Yet exonerated

For not accelerating

The spread

“I have no (biological) children”

Doug Stanhope

However, when

She is ready,

“The planet will shake us off

Like a bad case of fleas,

A surface nuisance.”

So, till then

“Take care of yourself

and take care of somebody else.”

– George Carlin



“Her love rains down on me
as easy as the breeze
I listen to her breathing
it sounds like the waves on the sea

I was thinking all about her,
burning with rage and desire
We were spinning into darkness
the earth was on fire

She could take it back,
She might take it back some day

So I spy on her, I lie to her,
I make promises I cannot keep
Then I hear her laughter rising,
Rising from the deep

And I make her prove her love for me,
I take all that I can take
And I push her to the limit
To see if she will break

She might take it back,
She could take it back some day

Now I have seen the warnings,
Screaming from all sides
It’s easy to ignore them and
God knows I’ve tried

All of this temptation,
It turned my faith to lies
Until I couldn’t see the danger
Or hear the rising tide

She can take it back,
She will take it back some day
She can take it back,
She will take it back some day
She can take it back,
She will take it back some day”

– Pink Floyd

“Take It Back” from The Division Bell

“No cure for cancer” is the title of a Dennis Leary cd.


Of Course

Laura Ingraham

And # 45

Do not understand why

NFL Players “take a knee”

There is no “state” paid

Group of people who’s

Main job it is to

“Protect and to serve”

All the people in the

Community regardless

From which a smaller

Faction of that group

Who’s job it is also to

“Protect and to serve”

Take it upon themselves

To discriminate against

A disproportionate number of

Earthlings with ebony epidermis

Because it goes mostly unpunished

And arbitrarily do not do it to

Well to do wealthy whites

Based on their pink pigmentation

To murder and maim them solely

Based on their pink pigmentation

If in the unlikely event that

Were to occur, you can bet

That they would appreciate it

If NHL players “took a knee”

During the National Anthem

To bring attention to their plight

So, before they might be randomly

Harmed in the wrong place and time

The awareness would be raised

Hoping to garner enough attention

That it might be systematically stopped

As “that” discrimination would be “unfair”

Time to put on an

Old pair of shoes

Somebody else’s

And walk their mile

Better yet, get in touch with

That WWJD contemplation

If Jesus would do similar

Before rambling racist rants.

I like your Christ,

I do not like your Christians.

Your Christians are so

Unlike your Christ.

(Recently observed bumper sticker).


“My ayyya, temple should be eea

A house of prayer

But you have made it

A den of thieves”

(walled in with racism, mysogeny, xenophobia, deception and distraction.)
Ted Neely aka “Jesus Christ”

“Jesus Christ Super Star”

So instead of Ingraham, Hannity, Carlson, the Donald, all the Faux Friends and their unenlightened minions working towards a solution.

They opt to double down on ignorance, shift the focus on disparaging the military, which “taking a knee” has absolutely nothing to do with it.

So they can pit human beings against each for their own sadistic pleasure or a distraction from their shenanigans.

“In youth sports, players take a knee when another player is hurt. It is an acknowledgment of the vulnerable humanity that, for the moment, has been obscured by the intense competition of the game. Taking a knee in that context is, like a religious genuflection, a gesture of self-surrender before the greater reality of human suffering.


Likewise, when black players take a knee during the national anthem to protest police violence against African-Americans, they are making a gesture of pain and distress.

They are putting America in a more honest context — our “Star-Spangled Banner” dimly seen through the mists of deep injury. It is like flying an American flag upside down in a moment of emergency.”

– NY Times

September 25, 2017


“We should just make it a little bit more difficult for people with known violent tendencies to be able to get a gun.

And I’m not talking about the cops. No. Not talking about the cops.

I’m saying, let’s make it a little bit more difficult for mentally unstable people with known violent tendencies to be able to get a gun.

And again, I’m not talking about the cops.

If you can go on their Facebook page and see that this guy is a virulent racist, right?

Make it a little more difficult for virulent racists, who are mentally unstable with known violent tendencies to be able to get–

And again, I’m not talking about the cops.

I think we can all agree that Blue Lives Murder.

Now… Not all of them, not most of them,

But a bunch of em, murder. [scoffs]

They’re murdering us.

Well, not us. We’re white, but….

You know who doesn’t like that bit?


They don’t like it. They don’t like it. And I think its important — I’m being sincere.

I think its important that we acknowledge, all of us, that there are plenty of good, decent, ethical, very brave cops, who put their lives on the line every day, and they don’t appreciate being painted with this broad brush as being violent predators just because of the actions of a minority of their brothers.

They don’t like being stereotyped so that when you see blue, you just think “Oh, violent thug.” They don’t appreciate it.”

– David Cross



Unending Sadism of Victimhood

Whaaaa I can’t lead.

My predecessor made it too difficult for me, being I’m an outsider, who promised I wouldn’t golf, or use executive orders.

Tried to coerce our neighbor to the south to say he was going to pay for a wall. Unfortunately couldn’t bait him. So now I have to bully congress into wasting money on something that won’t work.

If they had built it sooner, wouldn’t have had to play chess with those out of the womb grown human embryo pawns.

Plus the person I ran against to get here (oh shit, she lost) it is still her fault for what I have to contend with. Poor me, I’m being investigated and she’s not. NOT FAIR.

Therefore I am just going to simply scrap the constitution, wipe my tears with the flag. Boo hoo, then I’m going to fly around the globe looking for autocrats and dictators who understand me

How long can I sustain this facade of being, so great, so grating on truth’s last nerve. Before I am discovered, caught behind the curtain. Pulling levers, making noise, sending up smoke and scaring everyone, just like the wizard of Oz?

Good thing I am the head muckety-muck miscreant and have my Machiavellian merry mob of malleable misfits.

Who would and will applaud all of my chicanery. Strange noise applause makes, sounds like the bleating of sheep. For I am their SAD flock master.

“‘Cause people want to hear bullshit. Because reality is too #ucking scary. Reality is too scary.

That is why, in this country,  if someone just talks slowly……… and clearly……..and confidently. …….,  there’s people that will listen. That’s how wacky we are.

That is some leftover monkey shit, that’s what it is, the Alpha, the one that gets to talk” (or Tweet)

– Joe Rogan

Who knew that the cell phone would be the modern day conch to the Lord of the flies?
No gaffes in this administration.

“A gaffe is when a politician tells the truth.”

– Michael Kinsley


Who knew

That the

Cell phone

Would be

The modern day


To the

Lord of the flies?


Faux News complaining about the media

Is like those identity protection plans to

Save you from nefarious goings-on on

The “dark web” by sending you to the web


Is anybody



– Lewis Black

US of H Incensed

An out of sequence follow up to

US of H

Unbridled Systems of Hypocrisy


False dignity

And morality

At what “another” country

Does to another country


It’s a shame we don’t see

What our tax dollars at work

Have destroyed and killed

In the name of democracy


A fluid euphemism for

Capitalism and imperialism

Or when less than half the people vote

It becomes the tyranny of the minority


Being aghast that Russia

Had “elected” a KGB leader

When it was not so long ago

That the equivalent happened


In this country under our

Very and varied noses

Right in front of our blind eyes

Below our poorly used brain


It was “okay” for us to “elect”

The counterpart equivalent

From “our” super spy agency

The “head” of the CIA GHWB


Why is it we can see our faults

When projected on to others

Which is how we become aware

Expecting them to change but


When the accuracy is in the mirror

We are either too lazy or too

Righteously defensive to bother

Seems a double standard to me

Yes Or Know

Would you want Rudy Gulliani to be your attorney?


Yes and No.

If I was guilty?  Yes

If I was innocent?  No

Here is the most truthful thing he’s uttered..

.”Nobody can be sure of any thing.”

– Rudy Guilliani

.Well, no shit.

.I do not know if I am the excremental residue of a tick turd, lodged in a pine tree pinecone awaiting the next forest fire. To. obliterate me into a smelly speck of ash drifting into the atmosphere lifted higher and higher riding the heat wave.

Then getting wedged in the rubber seal around the copilot’s window taking full advantage of my confinement to get some much needed rest.

Before air turbulence jolts my slumber to realize I am a third of the way through a four year nightmare, or perhaps a sixth of an eight year night terror.

Realizing the disturbance was caused by a flock of seagulls with strange names like truth, facts, honesty, decency and compassion getting ripped into shreds through the jet turbines.

Causing it to spin out of control into a vertical nose dive, screaming towards the planet……

Catch myself daydreaming at the diesel island fueling my work truck, wiping a gray speck out of my eye, then washing the windshield realizing I listen to too much news.

So yeah, I agree with Rudy.”Nobody can be sure of any thing.”

Right in line with the philosophical contemplation “If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?”

If there is no special prosecutor to investigate collusion, obstruction, money laundering, conspiracy to work with or be blackmailed by a foreign adversary, did you do anything wrong?

.Yes or Nyet ?