Moscow Mitch’s

High speed impeachment sniff test

Follows along the lines of an Irish drunk test

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“An Irishman is never drunk

– as long as he can hold

– onto one blade of grass and not

– fall off the face of the earth”

– Irish Proverb

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“A puppet president is never guilty

– as long as he can

– surround himself

– with enough kool-aid drinkers

– and not be put

– immediately in jail”

– Trumpian mantra