Anticipating The Firing

Of Tucker Carlson for

Revealing that Bloomberg

Is 17 X as rich as 45

Just out of the blue

Like a political

Freudian slip

Granted it was in

The context of

A news story

But still

The unwritten policy

Of all the friends at faux

Is that the lips are to be

Firmly planted

On the unclothed

Emperor’s arse

Good luck Tuck

It went by quick

Maybe 45 was

Tweeting his latest

Treasonous tweet