Suspense

Like a well scripted

Old time radio show

The news is great with

Taunts and teasers of

What may be up next

Keeping you in suspense

When in the in between

Well crafted messages

Keeps repeating that

You need new sheets

On a different mattress

Or a prescription drug

With more symptoms

Than what it cures

An extended warranty

On an old vehicle

That you could donate

How to get free money from

Erin Brockovich type

Class action lawsuits

Over Lejeune water

Talcum powder and

Fire foam suppressants

Selling Unapologetically

Entire body deodorants

WTF….is this necessary?

Does every orifice and

Surface need constant

Chemical coverage ?

All of the external perfume

Will never conceal

The internal stench

Of decaying divinity

Side note: (This product already wreaks of future lawsuit fodder.)

Did the mad, mad, ad men, women and they’s of Madison Avenue marketeers convince you that you stink? Emanate odors from where biological odors emanate from.

Did you purchase this product, thinking that your scent was the last barrier between you and happiness. Concealing your humanity.

Spoiler Alert

At the law offices of Dewey, Screwem and Howe. We will fight to get you the compensation you deserve (well, actually, you don’t, for being such an easily pulled by the nose crass consumer, suckered into a mindless purchase).

Trolling you with exorbitant free money of which we will take most, since we did the “work”. But…..time is limited, so call now.
1-800-WE-STINK

Now you don’t have to remain in Suspense. The ads between the distractions are what they count on to keep the soap opera going.

The soap of fear, distraction, social unrest, war updates, political maneuvering, deception, possible indictments, hate groups, reduced freedoms, teeter-totering economy, debt ceilings, violence, etcetera, etc.

“Just an observation,
Maybe I need
Different glasses.”

– Angelo Devlin