Reprimand

Should I find myself buying into

One or a thousand conspiracy theories

I would need to reprimand myself

Knowing fool / full well, I am unable to

Objectively prove that I exist





Which would be tantamount to accepting

That the Bible is / as the word of God

Knowing it has been translated

Revised, rewritten, with omissions

Additions, vague translations

By kings no less, with new suitable versions





While the main media and subsequent media

Will purposefully state there are investigations

Into the alleged assassination attempt of 45

There will be no stories or headlines declaring

Searches for alternative scenarios of other intents





Questioning all that happened that day and not just

Finger wagging and voices raised over responsible parties

But potential sympathies elevated and fundraising help

Unlikely, yet assassinated patsies and bystanders before

Any real investigations could possibly take place

Death is a small price to pay when power is hungry





Just (mis)information floating out as temporary fact

While nearly immediately, a new news cycle starts anew

As facts, perceptions and memes disappear down

A short memory hole forever altered permanently

Due to the rise of real and false conspiracy theories





The deaf dumb and blind following of a dopey deity

Can not even make a push to curb access to AR-15’S

To maybe prevent their “leader” from being shot at again

When it is too easy to purchase mental real estate

That divine intervention prevented their saviors’ * death

Where is divine intervention during school shootings?




* (A savior found civilly liable for assault and rape

A convicted felon of business fraud on 34 counts

A womanizing philanderer with 5 children by 3 wives

Failed businessman with six bankruptcies & charity fraud

None of the stuff that Jesus fella is known for

Not in that one book gleaned on occasion

Maybe that is the part that was edited out)





When in all plausible scenarios, it is just as likely

That in a twisted Manchurian candidate shooting

There is a popularity bump in his polling numbers

As his cultish unquestioning followers strap Maxipads

To their ears, who refused to wear masks for……..

Appearances sake, for fear of looking……foolish…Oopsie




“I love conspiracy theories. I used to just live on it. You know it’s all hype and garbage, but you’re still really paranoid afterwards. It’s fun entertainment.”

– Doug Stanhope


At least at the “Assassination Museum” formerly the School Book Depository in Dallas, Texas. No dictated conclusions are drawn, merely as much information as possible so the tourists can decide for themselves.  Sixty plus years and no provable conclusions. Just opinions, speculation, and theories to no evolutionary end.
Merely distractions, books, films, stories, myths, and mayhem.




You would think at this time, with all of the digitized Zapruder

Wannabes there would no longer be any mysteries as to what

Really happened on July 13th. Instead, faster than any bullet

Can travel, misinformation was spread and adhered to quicker

Than 45 could get his gold shoes on to be shuffled off stage





If either candidate was the target, the same questions apply

Certainly, I do not want to pull an Alex Jones / Sandy Hook.

Some rhetorical questions and speculation for fun entertainment




How is there no blood on his hand after grabbing his ear? Hmm?

If one was really shot, would either have the wherewithal to rise up
Giving a fist pump to fight? What is there to “fight” for?

Why would a rally be held in a location of convenient height roofs?

It’s almost like a Deally Plaza motorcade route turkey shoot.

From the alleged shooters location, how did it nick the top of his ear? Or was that an exit wound after traveling through his empty head?

Is the reason no one has been fired over the “security” lapse, is because everyone was doing the “job” they were supposed to?

How did his ear heal so quickly? Surgical stainless steel piercings take longer to heal. Divine intervention, or vanity, and narcissism?


“What you see is not real,
Those who know will not tell
All is lost sold, your souls
To this brave new world, “

– Iron Maiden

“Brave New World”




Those who know will not tell

If one believes in something enough

Taking orders is easy to do regardless

If human lives are at stake as long as

The outcome is to one’s liking

Or the queen of diamonds played her hand

Or that 45 was once a second rate

Reality TV star who learned to react on cue

While others quickly applied makeup

That the viewing audience would never see




Now, I must reprimand myself for making this too long.




“I never wish to be right,
Only to be understood,

If you have questioned
Your beliefs. Then maybe
I have done some good. “

– Angelo Devlin