The Dumbest Job

Vying to be filled

By narcissists who

Are lacking in such

Personal power

They seek approval

From everyone but

Their own divinity

Telling provable lies

Making false promises

Raising money from

Broke & broken sources

For the paltry salary of

$ 400,000.⁰⁰ a year

(Achooo. Oops, they both sneezed)

As the side hustle to

Their more lucrative gigs

While and once they

Get out of the office

As either nudnik will

Inevitably, have blood

On their hands and ours

Can you say Ukraine and Gaza

Can you also say proxy wars or

Eurasia, East Asia and Oceania

“It’s out of control
Blood on the world’s hands
Each day, a new toll”

– Iron Maiden

“Blood On The World’s Hands”



Whether or not they are

The targeted figurehead

Of an illusionary economy

While the “we the people”

Work at war widgets and

Crap for consumables

As schools become prisons

To keep children “safe”

When not distracted by sports

Gender fluidity in bathrooms

Gender fluidity in sports

So the masses have

Scapegoats and heroes to

Their manufactured liking

Feeding the ego

With flavored polls

Having hopes or plans

Of outright “winning”

To do what…..control

An uncontrollable “wall”

Prop up a fake economy

Elude to the illusion of

Taking away your guns

Give one “rights” that

Everyone already has

Protect “freedoms” that

Everyone already has

As the product sponsors

Cash in on the cash cow

Built around the daily

Distraction of the dumb job

That you can have

Whiter teeth and a pretty smile

More manageable hair and style

A faster car that goes no faster

Than the rest of clogged traffic

Burning fuels and resources

One way or another to barely move

On a patchwork of patched roads

Make sure you always have enough

Life, car, health, cellphones, etc. Insurance

Auto warranties, debt consolidation

Tax relief and injury compensation

(Were you dumb and made a mistake?

Let’s blame somebody and get some money.)




Ooops, I am distracting myself.

Will close out the dumbest job with this.




“I ascribe to Mark Twain’s theory that the last person who should be President is the one who wants it the most.

The one who should be picked is the one who should be dragged kicking and screaming into the White House.”


– Bill Hicks



And I thought I had the dumbest job
Driving up and down the highway
Getting paid to sit on my butt while
Listening to everything or nothing
To think of this goofy stuff when
The only requirement to do a good job
Is to make sure I get enough sleep



“I have the most fun

Looking at the world

Through a windshield.”


– Angelo Devlin