Humans Are Good

At cherry picking

Morally acceptable

Forms of death



War? Always

All ways, except with

Nuclear weapons

Way too much

Collateral damage

Bordering on

Instantaneous genocide

Plus, it ruins the real estate

When trying to steal resources




What is perfectly acceptable

Are bombs, drones

Missiles, guns

Bullets, gas chambers

Hanging and drowning

(Which is God’s favorite)

Automatic weapons

Incendiary devices

(AKA Flamethrower)


“The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves,”

 “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”

– George Carlin



As long as * “we” ourselves don’t “kill” anyone

* (we, though, it is US, paid for by US tax dollars)



Stubbornly and Ignorantly hypocritical

By celebrating those willing to do the dirty work

Like post natal out of the womb abortion doctors

On “foreign” soil, even though all “soil” is connected

Throughout the little blue dot floating through the cosmos



Extracting fully formed fetuses in fatigues

Conveniently clothed in camouflage covers

(Typically men, dressing up as cos-play toy soldiers

Living out their combat fantasies of being heroes)

(That, or just doing their job, so they get special parking

Since they are now veterans with participation trophies

Near home improvement centers, restaurants

Grocery stores, or handicapped parking……..everywhere)



Save the exception of a flag patch on the arm

As an identifier of who not to shoot or not to……abort

Because “those” fruition fetuses are on “our” side

Even though some come from the places we attack


“Who am I performing for? Who are these Americans?

“I started reading the last names and I saw black and I saw Svenson and I saw Doyle and I saw McKelly and I saw Schwartzeir and I saw Ronaldo and I saw Belini, I saw Popadopolis, I saw Chaka, I saw Westhoffer, I saw Whakinsky, I saw Bean, I saw Lee, I saw Chang, I saw Yomato, I saw Makombo, I saw Ahmed, I saw Hernandez and I looked up, at these Americans of every race, color, religion imaginable and it hit me at that very moment.”

“Do you people realize that America is the only country in the world, that when we go to war, our troops, literally have to wear uniforms, cause no matter who we are fighting, (AKA killing) we have people on our team, that look like them.”

– Carlos Mencia


Justification seems to be the key factor

In the arbitration of who ends up on

The unlikely snake eyes roll of the dice

For an early grave or… medical incinerator



Ooopsie!



Forming fetuses in a fetus factory get an

Automatic stay of execution after 6 weeks

Or as Stanhope so eloquently puts it

“I’m against abortion, except like in cases of rape.”

That’s like saying, “Yes, a fetus is a human being,
….. unless his dad is an asshole.”

– Doug Stanhope


If that were the case, some abortions would be mandatory.


“So, at best, the sanctity of life is kind of a selective thing. We get to choose which forms of life we feel are sacred, and we get to kill the rest.

Pretty neat deal, huh? You know how we got it? We made the whole fucking thing up!

Made it up, the same way we made up the death penalty. We made them both up, the sanctity of life and the death penalty.

Aren’t we versatile?!”

– George Carlin



There is another arbitrary vague selection….

The “Death” “Penalty”, giving the go ahead

Of who dies based on their behavior or

Confession or coerced confession

Circumstantial or manufactured “evidence”

Usually chosen by a group of people

Flipping coins on the muddled moral

Malleability deciding guilt, sanity or

Mental acuity aka retardation



Some don’t have to wait to administer the death penalty

Some judge and jury hangman have qualified immunity

State employed James Bond 007 license to kill jurisdiction

By police simply stating they “saw a gun” discarding the

Alleged right “to bear arms”


“If cops, can execute you because they “saw a gun”
You do not have the right to bear arms”

– Meta meme




The other forms of death

That get special selection

Is deciding… what to eat

Dogs and cats, no way

Cows and pigs, okay

Fish and chicken touché

Horse is fine and dandy

Depending on what

Country is hungry

Frogs and lambs

But only their legs

Crabs and lobsters

Because they are ugly

Pheasant and quail

Because they are yummy

Fox, rabbits and goats

Are on the plate too

Unless they are kept in a zoo



“Ever wonder why we’re fucked up as a species?”

– Bill Hicks



Even though……

Humans are good

At cherry picking

Morally acceptable

Forms of death

“I have special glasses
To see the contradiction
In everything.”


– Angelo Devlin