Fantasy Math

I love numbers

Almost as much

As I love words

For opposite reasons

Words are as

Fluid as water

Have always existed

As in Genesis 1:2

“Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.”

See, water, words, God always existed.

“// The Word already existed.
The Word was with God, and the Word was God.”

John 1:1 


It is all a matter (get it….matter)

Of water, words, God changing shape.

From water evaporating to clouds

Clouds emanating rain, landing

Back on earth, mostly water

With just enough land to land on

Feeding a tree, then cut into pieces

Called wood or lumber, etc.

Determining how it gets used

To become a house or a baseball bat

Built, burnt down, or cracked

Audibly or physically, cool, huh?

Fluid, based on context in content.



Numbers, on the other hand

Made up by words / God 

Follow the strictest of guidelines

5 is five as in 2 + 3 = 5 five

Never does 2 + 2 = 5 no way no how

Regardless of how many times it is repeated

4.999 is not 5, close to 5, but not quite five


The other nifty thing about numbers

Is their universality all over the globe

Something bipedal earthling artists

Ought to pay attention to and realize

That no religion, race, or country has

Any more than 10 / ten digits

Which, some have different symbols

But still, the maximum amount is 10




Even though according to George Carlin

“The Nobel Prize in mathematics was awarded to a California professor who has discovered a new number!

The number is bleen, which he claims belongs between 6 and 7.”

– George Carlin


There is no bleen, not between 6 and 7, or 4 and 5

10 / Ten are the only numbers we get to play with


Which is where the fantasy math comes in…….

When the money that DOGE is allegedly saving

Is going to be redistributed to Americans

In the form of a $ 5,000.⁰⁰ check, how dandy

If my gazintas are correct, that would be about

1,700,000,000,000 or 1.7 trillion dollars. Oopsie

How can the federal budget be cut if it is only

Going to allegedly send that money back out…..

My uncle referred to that as trading dollars

Besides, that is not going to happen anyway

Just another wiggling carrot on a media stick

To dangle in front of the MAGA base and others

While a new distraction is lined up to take its place

Like saying no one will be taxed on income under 150 K

Of course, that has never been vetted or checked

For any plausibility by accountants or mathematicians

Just random BS spouted off at the speed of disruption

To keep people looking ahead to nothing for no reason

As easily as occupying a cat with a red lazer pointer

Save changing the buoyancy of useless talking points

Buying everything now, keeping the fear economy afloat

Layering Ponzi schemes so when one collapses

Another one is ready to take its place repeated ad nauseum

The only cash one has is what is in their wallet, cute, huh

While the rest is digitized on a screen or sheet of paper

Meanwhile, people essentially just want to go about their day

Taking care of their family by any means necessary

Even as they pack themselves in like sardines in cities

That have antiquated infrastructures long dead to any

Anticipation of a burgeoning population, while slowing

Can not compete with its growing exponential base



Even though our educational system has never attempted

To adopt the metric system, don’t worry. It still won’t

However, it seems to be readily preparing to accept

Our new currency is ruble or rouble in short order

People will jump at the chance, since $ 100.⁰⁰

Exchanged will be about 8,442.02000 Rubles

The poor and uneducated will instantly feel wealthier

Since their household income of $80,000.⁰⁰ will jump

To 6,753,616 Rubles, over six million Rubles and now

They will be able to afford their eggs again, which

Are going at the rate of 506.52 Rubles for a dozen

Which is still fifty cents an egg, but who is counting

When one is adding things up with fantasy math