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Thoughts And Prayers


Are bolstered not

By evidence or proof

Rather coincidences, plus

Circumstance and timing

In order to satiate

A fragile narcissistic ego

That one is doing something

When one is actually not

If one does a rain dance

Long enough

Eventually, it will rain



One will win once in a while

In a lottery or game of chance

Usually, a smaller amount

Than the fantasized gross

But you still have to buy a ticket

Having done something

In order to get paid

Movement and action

Are what gives satisfaction


“Just be who you are and work hard for a living, for that’s better than pretending to be important and starving to death.”

Proverbs 12:9 TPT



However, if you want

Something to happen

It’s best to pick up a shovel

Use your hands

At the end of your mind

Wishing and hoping

Will move as much dirt

As will a thimble

Emptying the ocean


“National Day of Prayer, F*** you. You think you’re doing something….. you’re not. You can sit at home and cry jinx and keep your fingers crossed too. It does as much good.

You want to pray, pray all day. Pray on your own time. You wanna help?  Grab a shovel, and start digging there pinwheel,  because it looks like your god, takes Tuesdays (September 11, 2001) off.”

– Doug Stanhope







Mine

“The Baby Boomers: whiny, narcissistic, self-indulgent people with a simple philosophy: “Gimme that! It’s mine!””

— George Carlin



That which is mine

Is not really mine

Merely a perception

Of a possession

To satiate a

Greedy obsession

How could I

Possibly own a thing

Person or place

When it was never

Mine to begin with



My my my, where does

Ownership come from

Must flow from

The river denial

As there is no source

That is stagnant

Enough to be held

Or held on to

Especially while

Spinning on an axis

Orbiting a star

Hurling through

The cosmos

Of empty space

In helical form

While constantly

Coagulating into

A “constant”

Mass of protons

Neutrons and electrons

Into a sentient being

That has a perceived

Projection of ego

Subjectively that

It “owns” something



Houses

Cars

Spouses

Children

Money

Objects

Ideas



All preceded by my

Does not make them yours

When you “go”

You will not be able

To take them with you

All of which are as

Temporary as yourself




Though it is trapped

In the language we use

Suggesting illusionary

Ownership

Strange to be

Possessed by an idea

That something

Could be

Mine


“Just an observation,
Maybe I need
Different glasses.”

– Angelo Devlin

Guns


Are not the problem



The language surrounding guns

Is the majority of the problem

It is too easy to get tangled

Up in the flag with words like

Rights to defend and protect

Well, of course, that sounds noble

No one wants to take that away

It is in the “original” document

Oh wait….. after it was amended

In the second of ten immediate fixes

Plus, seventeen more over time

Only three are commonly known

First about speech, second about arms

Fifth about keeping one’s mouth shut

Anyway, all the language is vague


What does the right to bear arms really mean?

• The right to bear arms generally refers to a person’s right to possess weapons. Over the years, the Supreme Court has interpreted the Constitution’s right to bear arms as an individual self-defense right, making it very difficult for Congress to regulate guns.


https://constitution.findlaw.com/



Unfortunately, the amendment has devolved into the right to murder whoever one wants, simply because they purchased a gun “legally.”

Legal or illegal, bipedal earthling artists are dead as a result.

Ooopsie.

That and keep people divided, not between Republicans and Democrats, liberals and conservatives, blue states and red states, rather between the living and the dead, above the ground or below the ground, survivor or martyr.

In the interest of transparency for the collective to consider is keeping the amendment, just altering its cliche mantra of a “right” to bear arms, to the “right” to freely murder.

That is what is being protected. The “right” to kill, injur, slaughter, maim, etc. It would close the gap between that dichotomous divide between doublethink and doublespeak to clearly communicate what society wants. An individual’s right to murder.

And why not? The government has the right to murder eliminate enemy and non enemy non combatants. De-populate an area and neutralize people. Administer lethal injection or detrimental voltage. All at the expense of taxpayers and evolution.

So much for being Pro-life. Ooopsie.

Besides, if one is not doing it for attention or suicide by cop. There is a 50 / 50 chance of not getting caught. Those are Las Vegas roulette odds of landing on red (blood on the hands) sorta getting away with it, or black (dried blood on the hands) getting caught.

In Germany, it is only a 10% chance. Chicago has a 70% odds in favor of never. Let me repeat that of never getting caught.

Think of the commerce it would free up, just by changing the language from euphemism to clearly accurate. People could buy flamethrowers, rocket launchers, grenades, etc, all in the name of their second amendment right to murder. Which has nothing to do with “self-defense.” Plus, it would add more jobs to the economy. One that would need more casket makers, grave diggers, and florists.


“I write to expunge the darkness so
That someday light may shine through”


– Angelo Devlin


“Sniper”


“It is an early Monday morning.
The sun is becoming bright on the land.
No one is watching as he comes a walking.
Two bulky suitcases hang from his hands.

He heads towards the tower that stands in the campus.
He goes through the door, he starts up the stairs.
The sound of his footsteps, the sound of his breathing,
The sound of the silence when no one was there.

I didn’t really know him.
He was kind of strange.
Always sort of sat there.
He never seemed to change.

He reached the catwalk. He put done his burden.
The four sided clock began to chime.
Seven AM, the day is beginning.
So much to do and so little time.

He looks at the city where no one had known him.
He looks at the sky where no one looks down.
He looks at his life and what it has shown him.
He looks for his shadow it cannot be found.

He was such a moody child, very hard to touch.
Even as a baby he never smiled too much. No no.No no.

You bug me, she said.
Your ugly, she said.
Please hug me, I said.
But she just sat there
With the same flat stare
That she saves for me alone
When I’m home.
When I’m home.
Take me home.

He laid out the rifles, he loaded the shotgun,
He stacked up the cartridges along the wall.
He knew he would need them for his conversation.
If it went as it he planned, then he might use them all.

He said Listen you people I’ve got a question
You won’t pay attention but I’ll ask anyhow.
I found a way that will get me an answer.
Been waiting to ask you ’till now.
Right now !

Am I?
I am a lover whose never been kissed.
Am I?
I am a fighter whose not made a fist.
Am I?
If I’m alive then there’s so much I’ve missed.
How do I know I exist?
Are you listening to me?
Are you listening to me?
Am I?

The first words he spoke took the town by surprise.
One got Mrs. Gibbons above her right eye.
It blew her through the window wedged her against the door.
Reality poured from her face, staining the floor.

He was kind of creepy,
Sort of a dunce.
I met him at the corner bar.
I only dated the poor boy once,
That’s all. Just once, that was all.

Bill Whedon was questioned as stepped from his car.
Tom Scott ran across the street but he never got that far.
The police were there in minutes, they set up baricades.
He spoke right on over them in a half-mile circle.
In a dumb struck city his pointed questions were sprayed.

He knocked over Danny Tyson as he ran towards the noise.
Just about then the answers started comming. Sweet, sweet joy.
Thudding in the clock face, whining off the walls,
Reaching up to where he sat there, answering calls.

Thirty-seven people got his message so far.
Yes, he was reaching them right were they are.

They set up an assault team. They asked for volunteers.
They had to go and get him, that much was clear.
And the word spread about him on the radios and TV’s.
In appropriately sober tone they asked “Who can it be?”

He was a very dull boy, very taciturn.
Not much of a joiner, he did not want to learn.
No no.No no.

They’re coming to get me, they don’t want to let me
Stay in the bright light too long.
It’s getting on noon now, it’s goin to be soon now.
But oh, what a wonderful sound!

Mama, won’t you nurse me?
Rain me down the sweet milk of your kindness.
Mama, it’s getting worse for me.
Won’t you please make me warm and mindless?

Mama, yes you have cursed me.
I never will forgive you for your blindness.
I hate you!

The wires are all humming for me.
And I can hear them coming for me.
Soon they’ll be here, but there’s nothing to fear.
Not any more though they’ve blasted the door.

As the copter dropped the gas he shouted “Who cares?” .
They could hear him laughing as they started up the stairs.
As they stormed out on the catwalk, blinking at the sun,
With their final fusillade his answer had come.

Am I?
There is no way that you can hide me.
Am ?
Though you have put your fire inside me.
Am I ?
You’ve given me my answer can’t you see?
I was!
I am!
And now I will be
I will be”

– Harry Chapin



“Jeremy”

“At home
Drawing pictures
Of mountain tops
With him on top
Lemon yellow sun
Arms raised in a V
And the dead lay
In pools of maroon below

Daddy didn’t give attention
Oh, to the fact that mommy didn’t care
King Jeremy The Wicked
Ruled his world

Jeremy spoke in class today
Jeremy spoke in class today

Clearly I remember
Pickin’ on the boy
Seemed a harmless little fuck
But we unleashed a lion
Gnashed his teeth
And bit the recess lady’s breast

How could I forget
And he hit me with a surprise left
My jaw left hurting
Dropped wide open
Just like the day
Oh, like the day I heard

Daddy didn’t give affection, no!
And the boy was something that mommy wouldn’t wear
King Jeremy The Wicked
Ruled his world

Jeremy spoke in class today
Jeremy spoke in class today
Jeremy spoke in class today

Try to forget this (try to forget this)
Try to erase this (try to erase this)
From the blackboard

Jeremy spoke in class today
Jeremy spoke in class today
Jeremy spoke in, spoke in
Jeremy spoke in, spoke in
Jeremy spoke in class today

(spoke in) (spoke in)
(spoke in) (spoke in)
(spoke in) (spoke in)”

– Pearl Jam

Where There Is Smoke


Ninety one (91) Indictments

Of alleged criminal behavior

Burning the rule of law in its wake

In a multi-tiered corrupt

(Money on the scale, a fallen blindfold that is strangling Lady Justice, raping* for amusement “Criminal” Justice System)

* raping : “an outrageous violation”

– M-W.com

There is an inordinate amount

Of willful ignorance to even recognize

That there is a fire or Firestarter

Veiled behind a wanton megalomaniac

With so much hyperbolic distraction

Nillionaires are willing to send monies

To an alleged billionaire for his legal defense

Upwards of 20 million dollars lately

Utilizing the latest indictment as a primer

To legally grift money from poor people



“Stopping tRump is a short-term solution.

The long-term solution, and it will be more difficult, is fixing the educational system that has created so many people ignorant enough to vote for tRump.”

– Andy Borowitz


Are 45’s followers so

Bereft of shame that

They buy into the hollow

Shell of celebrity as

Their savior of self

Whose only success is

Getting others to pay his bills

Or not pay at all

“I loves the poorly educated, I do well with the poorly educated.”

– Donald Trump


“Of course, he loves the poorly educated, and of course, he does well with the poorly educated.

How else do you explain, how a bragging narcissistic pathological billionaire, who is constantly telling you how much money he has, just throwing it in your face, ostentatious, I’m a billionaire, I’m worth billions. I have billions of dollars.”

//

And how else do you explain how a guy, a billionaire, is able to get people who are suffering financially…to..give..him..money.

Of course, he loves the poorly educated, a smart person wouldn’t do that.”

– David Cross


After he openly mocks

Them for their poverty

Would never allow them

On his golf courses

Or in his house or car

When their houses or cars

Placarded with “support” signage

Is only a minimal improvement

To the run down dilapidated

Crumbling structure or rusty

Automobiles held loosely together

With bailing wire and duck tape

Who are unwilling to make

Themselves great in the first place

But instead are willing to wait

Hope and cross their fingers

That magically their lives

Will instantly improve if he can

Occupy the white house and

Help wealthy business people again

So he can flaunt his wealth

Even if by ill gotten gains

In the fervent hope

That people……… will like him



“Working people have been fucked over so long in this country, those are the kind of decisions they’re left to make.”

– George Carlin

Photographing Irony

Had 45 smiled for his mugshot

He would not look so fucking guilty

Infinite Affinity

.












I have an affinity

For infinity

Causing insanity

To my reality

Held back

Only by gravity




Infinity

Not exactly a water

Cooler conversation

Much easier to

Bitch about the “boss”

Or a crabby customer

Tumultuous traffic

Than to carry on a

Divine dialog




Perhaps, because

Heaven and Hell

Seem implausible

Just based on

Unidentifiable locations

And help from John Lennon to

“Imagine there’s no heaven
It’s easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky”

That and a little

Cosmic introspection

By turning the Voyager’s camera

Back on ourselves to

Reveal “The Pale Blue Dot”

“The Pale Blue Dot is a photograph of Earth taken Feb. 14, 1990, by NASA’s Voyager 1 at a distance of 3.7 billion miles (6 billion kilometers) from the Sun.

The image inspired the title of scientist Carl Sagan’s book, “Pale Blue Dot: A Vision of the Human Future in Space,” in which he wrote: “Look again at that dot. That’s here. That’s home. That’s us.”

https://solarsystem.nasa.gov/resources/536/voyager-1s-pale-blue-dot/

“Look again at that dot. That’s here. That’s home. That’s us.”

– Carl Sagan

Taken nearly a quarter of a century ago, seen as a colorful speck of dust, with even smaller more colorful specks riding on it.

Indoctrinated over nonexistent time to, “aimlessly and blindly believe, that all of this, is in the hands of some spooky, incompetent father figure who doesn’t give a shit” – George Carlin

We concern our selfs, our disparate and collective selves with the most mundane minutia of which is fundamentally useless towards any possible survivable evolution. In the abysmally empty vastness of space. In a singular galaxy, that seen from a distance of other splattershot and remote galaxies, looks like a speck of dust itself.

“Infinity is so big, that everything that has ever happened, on earth in the exact same order, down to………. that … pause has happened an infinite number of times, all through out the universe.

Everywhere in space, there is a you, making the same colossal f**king errors, that you’ve made your entire life.

So if anybody ever tells you, you can do better. Go, apparently not.”

That’s infinity.”

– Joe Rogan


One would think with that underlying awareness, we could all just get along. Fortify our chances of continuing the game we are playing. Certainly with an infinite amount of less hatred, fear and violence. To some other end than just recycling as a different speck of dust.


“The heaviest burden:

“What, if some day or night, a demon were to steal after you into your loneliest loneliness and say to you:

‘This life, as you now live it and have lived it, you will have to live once more and innumerable times more; and there will be nothing new in it, but every pain and every joy and every thought and sigh… must return to you—all in the same succession and sequence—even this spider and this moonlight between the trees and even this moment and I myself.

The eternal hourglass of existence is turned over again and again—and you with it, speck of dust!’

Would you not throw yourself down and gnash your teeth and curse the demon who spoke thus? Or have you once experienced a tremendous moment when you would have answered him:

‘You are a god, and never have I heard anything more divine!’ If this thought were to gain possession of you, it would change you as you are, or perhaps crush you.

The question in each and every thing, “do you want this once more and innumerable times more?” would lie upon your actions as the greatest weight.

Or how well disposed would you have to become to yourself and to life to crave nothing more fervently than this ultimate eternal confirmation and seal?”

― Friedrich Nietzsche

The rest of Imagine

“Imagine all the people
Living for today…. Aha-ah…

Imagine there’s no countries
It isn’t hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion, too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace… You…

//

Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world… You…

You may say I’m a dreamer
But I’m not the only one
I hope someday you’ll join us
And the world will live as one”



Like my affinity for infinity the quest goes on and on and on……



“Just an observation,
Maybe I need
Different glasses.”

– Angelo Devlin

No Reason



For things to be

The way they are

Save erratic beliefs

Deep indoctrinations

A stubborn willingness

To stay stagnant

Yet could we handle

Lifting the veil off of

The darkness of death

To maybe realize

We all make up

One consciousness

To experience

A subjective reality

In an infinite expanse

Lasting a moment

For no reason


“Just between the ice ages anyway
I want to talk, but I haven’t got too much to say
I don’t mean to be so nihilistic
Forgive me if I seem to be too realistic”

– Geddy Lee

“My Favorite Headache”

“One man standing on the plains of Abraham
Watching the damaged sunrise
One man standing near the edge of a quiet breakdown

I watch the sea, it helps to anchor me
I watch the sea, it helps to anchor me

Once you start hiding you keep on hiding
Till your paranoia calms down
Once you start watching, you keep on watching
Till you’re tied up and your spell bound

Just between the ice ages anyway
I want to talk, but I haven’t got too much to say
I don’t mean to be so nihilistic
Forgive me if I seem to be too realistic

Once you start running, you keep on running
Till your muscles start to break down
Once you start falling, you keep on falling
Till you hit the cold, cold ground

I watch TV – What do you want from me?
I watch TV – What do you want from me?

Just between the ice ages anyway
I want to talk, I haven’t got enough to say
I don’t mean to be so nihilistic
Forgive me if I seem to be too realistic

Once you start hiding you keep on hiding
Till you feel you’re safe and sound
Once you start watching, you keep on watching
Till you’re tied up and you’re spell bound

I watch the sea, it helps to anchor me
I watch the sea, I saw it on TV”

It Would Be Fun


To think

We are all undergoing

A sense of humor test

And God

In this case

The Word Laughter

Is testing us, both

Individually and collectively

To realize

We are supposed to be filled

With (God) aka Laughter

That our surroundings

Practically demand it

Pssst. Look around

If you look

It is funny

Laughter (God)

Is throwing everything at us

To laugh at

Unfortunately we

The royal We

Are not laughing

So that, when and not if

We die and are still not laughing

We have to come back again

To pass the test

Going on to the next tests

Love and truth

“You have to find the funny in things, Our culture right now is on the brink of so many things, and one of those things is losing our sense of humor. We can laugh — it doesn’t mean we’re irreverent or don’t care.

We just need to laugh.”

– Tammy Pescatelli


Laughter (God)

Even sends us guides

For each generation

Milton Berle

Bob Hope

Don Rickles

Lenny Bruce

Joan Rivers

George Carlin

Richard Pryor

Eddie Murphy

Bill Hicks

Dave Chapelle

Bill Burr

Kathleen Madigan

Chris Rock

Louis Black

Louis CK

David Cross

Howard Stern

Robin Quivers

Doug Stanhope


Just to name

But a few



How many more

Masters of wit and wisdom

Saviors of silliness

Does Laughter have to send us

Till we see the light and find

Our sense of humor


“Just an observation,
Maybe I need
Different glasses.”

– Angelo Devlin



Where this should have stopped

Nope….



The bonus buffoon

We are supposed to all be

Laughing at and with is

None other than 45

Also known as

Society’s “straight” man

Individual one

Four times indicted

Social spectacle

Narcissistic nincompoop

(Ha! Made you say…..poop)

The funny thing is

His most fanatical followers

Are not laughing

Which means

The show will go on

Till we are all either

Guffawing

Chortling

Giggling

Smirking

Side splitting

Busting a gut

At the ridiculousness

Of the constant contradictions

Especially when 45 says

He is telling the truth*

Bwahahaha

Help, I can’t stop

(Arms smacking table, head bobbing uncontrollably)

Quick, take a commercial break…..please!!




*
When The Washington Post Fact Checker team first started cataloguing President Donald Trump’s false or misleading claims, we recorded 492 suspect claims in the first 100 days of his presidency. On Nov. 2 alone, the day before the 2020 vote, Trump made 503 false or misleading claims as he barnstormed across the country in a desperate effort to win reelection.

This astonishing jump in falsehoods is the story of Trump’s tumultuous reign. By the end of his term, Trump had accumulated 30,573 untruths during his presidency — averaging about 21 erroneous claims a day.

What is especially striking is how the tsunami of untruths kept rising the longer he served as president and became increasingly unmoored from the truth.

Trump averaged about six claims a day in his first year as president, 16 claims day in his second year, 22 claims day in this third year — and 39 claims a day in his final year. Put another way, it took him 27 months to reach 10,000 claims and an additional 14 months to reach 20,000. He then exceeded the 30,000 mark less than five months later.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2021/01/24/trumps-false-or-misleading-claims-total-30573-over-four-years/


Instead of the focused distraction society is satiated with, a simple questionable characterization would put this to rest. If it was presented that 44 had done and was doing the same, would he have received or be receiving the same treatment?

My guess is….not.

But at least we could recognize we lost our sense of humor.



“I write to expunge the darkness so
That someday light may shine through”


– Angelo Devlin


What If Jesus Were Here



The Actual Jesus

A Master of Wisdom

The Prince of Peace

Son of a Jewish carpenter

Son of real unchaste mother

Not a composite

Caucasian character

Created to comfort

Blond and blue-eyed

English speaking Christians

Born in Bethlehem Isreal

When English wasn’t

Even an option

That is culturally

Chock-full of brown people

Was and still is……



Ooops, did I get sidetracked

What If Jesus Were Here

Going about his business

Feeding the hungry

Presumably, loaves and fishes

Healing the sick

Leading by example

Not through dictation

Do as I say, not as I do rhetoric

Then….

What if the media became aware

Which would be kinda “news”-“worthy”

First, would it be reported ??

News “cycles” are tricky

Could he compete with Teflon Don?

For how long?

After all, it would get boring real quick

To watch a teacher teach

If one already knew the lessons

Of generosity, kindness, and forgiveness

But was too distracted to apply them

It is much more important to pick sides

Point fingers and enjoy victimhood

Then pitch in to help, after all if

Jesus is here. Let him do it



Unfortunately, the first question would be

Can you still walk on water?

To which he would have to explain

That was a metaphor that got out of hand

By reporters Matthew, Mark and John

Going for hyperbole to sell more copies

Of their benign book of books

They should have ran it by Thomas

Who enjoyed a healthy dose of doubt



Would he get killed again?

Generosity, kindness, and forgiveness

Doesn’t exactly help any economy

Not at first, it wouldn’t

Which would be a tough transition

Share and not stingily save and store

If we learned how to sit on a bus* with strangers

Got to know them as ourselves

Experiencing similar realities

Subjectively differently, but still all as one

Which would reduce oil consumption… except

The oil / energy / resource dependent economy

Would no doubt surely collapse

Which is when we’d have to do

What Jesus would have already been doing

Feeding, helping, healing

ALL of our fellow space travelers

Not just the ones that looked like us

In order to truly survive and not some

Mad Max, apocalyptic kill or be killed fanciful scenario

That plays well in movies but not reality



*
“What if God was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us?
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make His way home?

If God had a face
What would it look like?
And would you want to see
If seeing meant that

You would have to believe
In things like Heaven and in
Jesus and the saints
And all the prophets? And…”

– Joan Osborne

Typical Bully


C’mon, *pusillanimous ex president

* “lacking courage and resolution 
: marked by contemptible timidity. “

– M-W.com

Exercise your free speech

Inside the courtroom

Not on deceptive social

Where surely your base

Will witness your bravado

Outside of your version of

The ministry of truth

Besides what happened to

Your exoneration press conference

Did your (daddy) lawyers

Make the bully stop from WHAT?

Declaring your “provable” innocence

I’d fire them immediately……





I get it, I do, just like now

I am a brave dog on my own porch

However, I am not under indictment

For inciting an insurrection, keeping and

Concealing classified documents

Having made a perfect phone call

Requesting just enough votes in Georgia

To subvert, even a fake democracy

Nor have I remade any misogynistic remarks

For deep-seated underlying mommy issues

Failed at more businesses with bankruptcies

Had to repay $$ stolen from my own charity

Pay Hush money to a porn star

Relitigate a defamation case because

I can’t keep my mouth shut and still

Have more unresolved mommy issues

Paid 1.6 million dollars for tax evasion




How is it you have followers? Oh yeah,

Every sheep needs a shepherd



“The sheep will spend its entire life fearing the wolf,

Only to be eaten by the shepherd. “


– African Proverb