Miss Reading Signs

Game Crossing Ahead

I’m sure it’s meant for deer and elk,
however,  my thoughts go toward looking
for boxes of Monopoly,  Life, Yahtzee,
Sorry, checkers and chess parading across the highway.

Same goes for the sign

Survey Crew Ahead

Keep waiting to pull up to a group of people with clipboards asking questions like,  how do you interpret the “Game Crossing Ahead” sign back there.

Plus,  don’t you think we should have road engineers measuring and calculating ways to improve the highway?

Oh yeah, that’s what the sign means.  Never mind.

One more.

Ice on bridge

Not so much now, but when it is mistakenly left up all year and it is 90 degrees out, I am always looking for ice cubes to be just randomly covering the bridge.

I need a hobby.