You look nice today!

So said the “Complimentary” water.

I was going to let it go at that, which I probably should have,  then these “flowed” out of my head.

Water, water, everywhere,  and not a drop to drink.

So said the philosophical frozen bottle of water.

2 + 2 = 5

So said the “Orwellian”, bad math, bottle of water.

To be or not to be.

So said the Shakespearian 1/2 full, 1/2 empty bottle of water.