Why I write

A long time ago, somebody must have told me that if I didn’t have anything intelligent to say, I should say nothing.

Nobody told me I couldn’t put my stupid shit in print though.

I would later pare down the above to a simple filter phrase of “If you have nothing to say, say nothing”.

I guess I could have just walked around reciting and repeating E = MC squared.

Even now, that’s the only thing I can think of that sounds intelligent, although I don’t know what it means.

How intelligent is that?