Outlier
Is an outlier liar
An out and out liar
Telling an outright lie
Or would that be
An out wrong lie
Merely being an outlier
Makes one good at
What they aspire
Or didn’t even desire
Shouldn’t need a sleuth
To uncover the truth
Altering what the fact is
Given enough practice
Can get you in a slump
Just ask Donald Trump
You’ve hung yourself
With your own rope
Was that worth
An arrogant grope
Did you not think
Of what we’d learn
For what you broadcast
On Howard Stern
The campaign has
Gone turvy topsy
For a minute, thought
You were Bill Cosby
Been one too many
Sexual allegations
In how you handle
Female relations
If you want to be
Just one of the guys
First you must
Need to apologize
How do you expect
To be a leader
While actually being
A bottom feeder
No one expects,
Politics to be truthful
But you have said
More than a mouthful
An outlier, an hour
Takes 10,000 times
This is my practice
In trying to make rhymes