I wanna play too

Do I want to play

Fantasy Football

No

Do I want to play

Fantasy Basketball

No

Do I want to play

Fantasy Baseball

No

I wanna play REAL

Reality
Enlightenment
Attainable
Levels

What, no app for that ?

Or RISE

Real
Intelligence
Surpassing
Evolution

No app for that either?

Shit.

Meanwhile, millions, perhaps billions of dollars are wasted, traded, spent, lost, gained, misused, hidden in a counter evolutionary behavioral mindless habit playing a secondary game for the sole and soulless purpose of being distracted pretending to be, either in a park, a court or a stadium by a justifiably well compensated elite, for their uncanny ability to kick, catch, throw, hit, pass, shoot, run with, intercept, rebound, fumble, drop, bounce, a round, oblong, laced, stitched.

……………f#$@ing Ball

Brilliant.