For Rudy

Or Pence

Or the Republicans

Or Faux News

 

To suggest

That the investigation

In to

The hole

Rusher thing

Be over

Is the equivalent

Of when

Jeffrey Dahmer

Told the authorities

That The

Smell

Coming from

His apartment    (White House)

Is because

His fish died

Or upon a return visit

After the neighbor   (Avenatti)

Kept calling    (Perpetual TV appearances)

To sniff and reveal

Tell tale odors    (Verifiable evidence)

When the

Foulness got worse

That a refrigerator   (Michael Cohen)

Full of meat    (shell corporation)

Went bad     (corporate confessions)

Oh ok, Mr. Dahmer

Please clean up and

We won’t bother you again

 

La la lah la lah

Oops

 

Do we really

Have to wait till

James Comey   (a surviving victim)

Is brought

Back to the

Scene of the crimes

To find

The rotting corpses    (weak sanctions)

The power tools     (Big Money)

The sulphuric acid    (No Collusion claims)

To have enough proof

That even without a

Confession

The FBI

Would find all the

Evidence to convict

Hmmm?

There may not be

Bodies decaying

(That we know of)

Rotting and dismembered

But

The whole thing stinks

(Like rotten eggs)

The whole thing stinks

(Like moldy gym socks)

The whole thing stinks

(Like SBD, Silent But Deadly, cat poop type, broccoli, bratwurst, beer, cheese and garlic farts, let carelessly loose in a crowded elevator. Someone’s definitely guilty, yet no one is confessing)

And

It is wafting

Under our noses
Before our watery eyes

 

“Do you have to,
Do you have to,
Do you have to let it linger?”

– “Linger”  by the Cranberries

 

Speaking of Dahmer

And things that smell

Or

Gina Haspel

And the

Government

Sanctioning

Of

Torture

Since it is legal

When

The taxpayers are

Footing the bill

Not when

Some random

Psychopath

In Milwaukee

Tortures his victims

Because he can

(Just for the clarification)

Since she couldn’t

Answer

The painstakingly difficult

Question

If…….

Torture is immoral

(Duh)

WWJT

Yes

Who Would Jesus Torture?

Judas

He certainly may

Have had it coming

But

Damn, that

Turn the other cheek lesson

Nevermind

Judas confessed

In a betrayal

With a kiss

Like what happened

To the American

Voter

Back to Mrs. Dahmer

Another question

She couldn’t answer

Was

If her would be “boss”

(Who absolutely

advocates torture

Plus worse,

Whatever that means)

Told her it was

Okay

Would she do it again

(We know Jeffrey would have)

Blah, blah, blah bland

Loaded with contemptuous fill

Indecipherable

Expected

Coherent double speak response

If you read between

The blurred lines

The answer was

She would not

Leave any

Evidence

Around

That would

Later need to

Be destroyed

(Oopsie)

See

She learned a

Valuable lesson

Leave

No

Evidence

 

If it is true that

Waterboarding

Elucidates

The truth

I’ve a candidate

Oh wait,

‘es no longer a

Candidate

According to the

Washington Post

(WAPO sounds better)

In less than 500 days

45 has either lied

Or misrepresentated

The facts 3000 times

That’s 6 a day

That’s

One every 4 hours

Whew…..

Making

The big D

A good subject to test

On water boarding

Theory

Then we can proceed

On the effectiveness

And clear her to

Be nominated

For CIA director

Where

GHWB

Learned his

Plethora of

Dirty tricks

When instead of

Nominating a director

We could do as

JFK suggested and

 “splinter the C.I.A.

In a thousand pieces and

Scatter it to the winds.” 

Not sure why

We’d be shocked

Another country

Influenced the

Last

Or many elections

This country has

Been doing it for years

Decades

 

Ain’t Karma a bitch

 

“Theoretical and empirical research on the effect of foreign electoral intervention is weak overall; however, a number of such studies have been conducted.

One study indicated that the country intervening in most foreign elections is the United States with 81 interventions, followed by Russia (including the former Soviet Union) with 36 interventions from 1946 to 2000 – an average of once in every nine competitive elections. “

– Wikipedia