You’ve Got Mail

Kilobytes, megabytes, gigabytes

In other words, a cyber ton of it

Piling up in your electronic mailbox

Although technically, not really

Just seems like it for the weight

It puts on your shoulders of

Mostly useless stuff that you

Are strangely compelled to address

Thinking if you stamp the last one out

You’ll have it licked as if it was

Signed, sealed and delivered

So you can return to sender