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On No Particular Day

February 5, 2019

On no particular day, when 45 was steeped and embroiled in narcissistic self induced look at me controversy with prepared distractions which lead back to him, (I need attention) regardless of likely criminality, deception and ignorance. As I said, no particular day.

I dropped down on the satellite radio dial both numerically and dispositionally to Faux news, to hear how they might spin 45’s involvement with Putin.

Only to discover that since there was no one else to blame or to un-twist a half baked presidential pretzel. The host was ranting and whining over the emotionally rankling topic of abortion.

Nothing like gearing the material for their audience. Must be policy, that if you can’t say something nice or accurate about the president, keep the base glued over useless controversy. Keep ratings up and revenue streaming.

Faux must have an endless rotating cue of prepared topics to distract and detain. Ones, that will never ever reach a resolve any more than figuring out, which came first, the chicken or the egg. Items such as flag burning, immigration, gun control, prayer in school, God in the pledge of allegiance, anthem kneeling, Hillary’s e-mails, climate change etc.

When faux is not avoiding the (in general, would be good to know) topics, they all always seem to deceptively direct the dialogue to dichotomous distraction. To the point, where it just is people talking over each other.

I keep waiting for for Fox to realize, they have no more threads left, to keep the emperor clothed.

“They’re not pro-life. You know what they are? They’re anti-woman. Simple as it gets, anti-woman. They don’t like them. They don’t like women. They believe a woman’s primary role is to function as a brood mare for the state.”

– George Carlin

The only two cents, I want to throw in, is that until government outlaws post natal abortions (war casualties) pre natal ones should be just as “legal”. Or be able to cite a reasonable differentiation between the two.

What is the deal? Men can abort as many, out of the womb fetuses they want, but women aren’t allowed to have one or two?

As Kamala Harris so poignant and eloquently pointed out, during the failed supreme court vetting process.

“There are no laws on any books, regulating men’s bodies.”

– Kamala Harris

Here are my credentials:

First of all

I have none

Seeing as how

I have a penis

That should end

Any males input

On this subject


Since I never ever

Wanted to participate

In that decision

Making process

I chose not to

Join the military

Where I would have to

Follow orders to

Perform late term

Out of the womb

Post natal abortions

“Wouldn’t it be nice to have a kid? To have this fresh, clean slate which we could fill. A little clean spirit, innocent, and to fill it with good ideas.”

Yeah, yeah, how about this? If you’re so fucking altruistic, why don’t you leave the little clean spirit wherever it is right now?

– Bill Hicks

That is what I did

Just to bolster

My ability to comment

Never planted any

Seeds in any garden

So that

Would never

Be a decision

On my plate


Was very

Self aware as to how

I turned out

Would not impose

My thinking

And over thinking

On anyone

“Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don’t want to know about you. They don’t want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you’re preborn, you’re fine; if you’re preschool, you’re fucked.

Conservatives don’t give a shit about you until you reach “military age”. Then they think you are just fine. Just what they’ve been looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.”

– George Carlin


Don’t think of it

As an abortion.

Think of it as

Fetus / womb separation

At the uterine border wall

Deporting the soul

Back to the spirit realm

Where “it” belongs


Metaphorically that “should” end the *immigration arguments as well.

In that context

Perhaps Laura Ingraham

Can get behind it

And stop wasting

Valuable air time

With emotional dialogue

Trumped up to




“There’s too many people in this fucking country. But I think if you’re going to focus on keeping people out, you got to focus on people who don’t contribute to society. That’s a no-brainer.

There’s a specific group of over 4 million people that come into this country every year and don’t contribute a fucking thing.

And everyone knows who I am talking about, but no one wants to say it, because it is politically incorrect

But, fuck that, you know who I am talking about. Officer Bob. You know who I am talking about, who am I talking about. ….

Babies, that’s who I am talking about,  babies,  they come out of your hole, they come in to this country. They don’t speak the language, they don’t want to work.

They just take and they take and they cause a ruckus. They waste all of our natural resources. I say put the border patrol agent at the foot of your uterus.

Anything comes out without a visa, you kick it back in the hole. What is your name? You are not on the list, get back behind the velvet rope. The club is over full, we’ll call you when we need you.

Sick, the amount of people.

Oh Doug, don’t do an anti baby bit on every cd?

Yes, cause you won’t stop having them, so I am going to keep saying it.

Almost every problem in the world boils down to too many fucking people and I’m not just talking out of my ass. I’ve had my vasectomy,  I have no children.”

“Deadbeat Hero”

– Doug Stanhope

“Immigration / Vasectomy”

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