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April 2, 2019

The most blatant

In your face

Through your ear

Stark naked

Digitally recorded

Play back able

Slow down able

Provable lie

“Tim Cook Apple”

– 45


On Eminem’s best day, he couldn’t say that so fast, that if you slowed it down you wouldn’t be able to decipher “Cook”.

“Republican donors in attendance called it one of Trump’s weirdest lies ever. On Friday night, under a tent erected over the pool at his Mar-a-Lago club in Florida, President Trump claimed the media were spreading “fake news” when they said he called the CEO of Apple “Tim Apple.”

Trump told the donors that he actually said “Tim Cook Apple” really fast, and the “Cook” part of the sentence was soft. But all you heard from the “fake news,” he said, was “Tim Apple.”

Two donors who were there told me they couldn’t understand why the president would make such a claim given the whole thing is captured on video. Nobody cared, they said, and Tim Cook took it in good humor by changing his Twitter profile to Tim Apple.

“I just thought, why would you lie about that,” one of the donors told me. “It doesn’t even matter!”

I guess it only matters ’cause people believe, what they want to believe.

Must be some kind of mystical adhesive that coagulates the atoms, protons and neutrons, derived further from subatomic particles like quarks and neutrinos (that are indeterminible waves or particles) into what appears to be an ego self in the form of a humanoid, deluding itself that it is separate from the whole.

Wasting its infinite power on accepting audible emanations from a human (made up of the same “stuff”) whose inflated, fragile and heightened narcissistic ego leads some to believe everything that collection of congregated cells says.

Crowd size
A wall will protect us
A travel ban is necessary
Caravans are coming
Tax “cuts” that don’t benefit the wealthy
No collusion
Total exoneration

But, when in doubt check the dictionary.

Perhaps there was no collusion. I’ll accept that.

Collusion : secret cooperation for an illegal or dishonest purpose


Everything has been done out in the open.

“Russia, if you’re listening”

– Individual # 1

“There is just enough bullshit to hold things together in this country.

Bullshit is the glue, that binds us as a nation. Where would we be without our safe, familiar, American bullshit?

Land of the free, home of the brave, the American dream, all men are equal, justice is blind, the press is free, your vote counts, business is honest, the good guys win, the police are on your side, god is watching you, your standard of living will never decline… and everything is going to be just fine—

The official national bullshit story. I call it the American okie doke. Every one, every one of those items is provably untrue at one level or another, but we believe them because they’re pounded into our heads from the time we’re children.

That’s what they do with that kind of thing—pound it into the heads of kids, ‘cause they know the children are much too young to be able to muster an intellectual defense against a sophisticated idea like that, and they know that up to a certain age children believe everything their parents tell them.

And as a result, they never learn to question things. Nobody questions things in this country anymore.

Nobody questions it—everybody is too fat and happy. Everybody’s got a cell phone that’ll make pancakes and rub their balls now— Way too fucking prosperous for our own good. Way too fucking prosperous,

Americans have been bought off and silenced by toys and gizmos. And no one learns to question things.”

– George Carlin

From → humor, Paradox, Quotes, random

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