The Criteria

For bailing on 45’s SOTU Speech

“Should” have been any time anyone

Heard a provable lie / falsehood

They could’ve immediately got up &

Left the room in an orderly manner

It would have looked like something

Triggered a silent fire alarm

Of course the Republicans would

Have to have been hooked up to

Cattle prods and electric collars

For the person they despised in ’15/’16

Is now their de facto saviour

Because they have jobs to keep

Though their job is to perform

For an audience of one otherwise

Closeted skeletons will be revealed