Comfortably Isolated

Or the extended alternate title

“More Information About Me Than You Cared To Know About ”

 

 

Comfortably isolated

Like a veal in a box

Awaiting certain death

Regardless of Facebook

Or the rest of the internet

My modus operandi

Has always been to be

Devoid of as much

Human contact as possible

It is not that

I don’t play well with others

I do, or at least try to

(Regardless of race, gender or religion)

Just cannot conform

To (group think) of either

Clear or vague parameters

Which seem to be

One in the same

Depending on the group
.

In sports have neither

A team or a sport

Politics have neither

A party or an affiliation

Just a desire for a

Paradigm shift

To meritocracy

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** No religion too

For if you believe

In one, might as well

Believe in all, as all

Have similar stories

Just different names

For benevolent characters

At least until the followers

Jump on the * my god

Has a bigger dick

Then your god

Bandwagon

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Welcome also the

Techno check out bots

At the stores saving me

From malignant musings

About the weather and or etc. etc.

Plus, am much faster

With 20 items than the guy

Trying to buy a * bag of cheese doodles

With a credit card while listening to

The clerk describing his

Third colonoscopy for the fifth time

 

 

“I Like People”

“Now, you wouldn’t know it from some of the things I’ve said over the years, but I like people. I do. I like people, but I like them in short bursts.

I don’t like people for extended periods of time. I’m all right with them for a little while, but once you get up, passed around, minute, minute and a half, I’ve got to get the fuck out of there.
And my reason for this, my reason is for one that you may share possibly. I have a very low tolerance level for stupid bullshit.

That’s all. Stupid bullshit. You know? And everyone wants to tell you their stupid bullshit, and a lot of them don’t know when to stop talking.

You ever run into that guy? Doesn’t know when to stop talking, just continues running at the mouth like verbal diarrhea.

Don’t know when the conversation is over. Stupid, trivial shit you don’t care anything about, things you’re not even remotely interested in.”

– George Carlin

 

 

 

I have zero guns

But think you should

Own as many as you want

So long as you don’t

Use them on anyone

Noting the people I know

That have the most guns

Do not use them on people

Just store most of them

In safes to secure

Their manhood and ego

Amused in their illusion

2nd amendment theory

That they and their NRA buddies

Can band together to go against

An already tyrannical government

In posession of tanks bombs nukes

Flamethrowers & weaponized drones

 

 

“Gun Enthusiasts”

Here are some more people with missing chromosomes who oughta be thrown screaming from a helicopter:

Gun enthusiasts. Yanno? Oh yeah. “I’m a gun enthusiast.”

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And I’m not against guns. I’m not one of those mindless Hollywood c*cksuckers. I’m not against guns, I’m not against bullets. I’m not even against people shooting each other. sh*t, shooting somebody is part of the American dream.

I don’t care who it is; parents, teachers, kids. f*ck ’em. Let ’em get shot. Doesn’t bother me.

– George Carlin

 

I am pro life and pro choice

The “state” should not

Be the arbiter to tell men

They have to go kill people

And then in the same breath

Tell women they can’t

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The people I take

Most seriously

Are comedians
.
Enjoy every kind of music

Cherish any moment of silence

 

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I love my chosen family

My chosen family loves me

They must, after all

Reading this I don’t

Look too good

On paper or pixel

They are the ones

I mostly want and get

To interact with

Keeping me

Comfortably isolated

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“Cast in this unlikely role
Ill-equipped to act
With insufficient tact
One must put up barriers
To keep oneself intact

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Living in a fish eye lens
Caught in the camera eye
I have no heart to lie

I can’t pretend a stranger
Is a long-awaited friend”

From “Limelight”

RIP Neil Peart

Rush

 

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* George Carlin “bit” references

** John Lennon “Imagine” reference