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Christmas Celebration

December 23, 2020

Wouldn’t it be better to celebrate
His teachings and model His behavior
Instead of honoring His birth
As that happens to everyone
Over 105 billion times thus far
Like any commodity
The more you have
The less they are worth
What little I have read and
Deduced about the fellow
The least spectacular thing
Is how he allegedly got here
Therefore Christmas
Really misses the point
Carrying on with gross (as in excessive)
Gross vile disgusting consumption
Stop carrying on you are adults
There is no such thing as
Immaculate conception
It violates one of the
Ten commandments



By proximity Joseph was God’s neighbor
That and it was probably against her will
# Mary Too # What You Don’t Know
We never hear her side of the story

Can we get back or forward to
Some realm of reality
That does not attach
The unqualifications of man
To an *APAKALOB that has
Eight Billion interpretations
I believe that God has a plan
I believe that God looks out for us
I believe that blah blah blah blah

“My God has a bigger dick
Then your God” – George Carlin


“Oh, fuck, here we go again. Here we go again. The God excuse. The last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument, “They came from God.” Anything we can’t describe must have come from God.

Personally, folks, I believe that if your rights came from God, he would have given you the right to some food every day, and he would have given you the right to a roof over your head.


God would have been looking out for you.
God would have been looking out for you, you know that? He wouldn’t have been worrying about making sure you have a gun so you can get drunk on Sunday night and kill your girlfriend’s parents.”

– George Carlin

Freewill is a nice concept
But it is delusional thinking
Rather a clever euphemism
For herd thought and morality
How else could you explain
That not one thing Jesus taught
Is really invoked in the 6 – 8 week
Lead up to His birthday party
Save cleaning out your cupboard
Giving old food to someone
You do not know and never met
Not exactly loaves and fishes
For all the empty bellies to fill
Hardly the reason for the season

“Just an observation, maybe I need different glasses.”

– Angelo Devlin

*(All Powerful All Knowing All Loving Omniscient Being)


Why then is god still protecting me
Even when I don’t deserve it

“Sign of the Cross”

Iron Maiden

From → Bible, dark, Paradox, Quotes, random

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