Too Funny

What used to trigger revulsions of anger over blatant and hyperbolic hypocrisy.

Is just now humorous as to the excessive pornographic detail, churches will go to make money. Bordering on the edges between ridiculous and incompetent through titillation.

Along comes another anti abortion billboard.

From a camera angle so close to a naked woman, it captures the inside of her uterus post coital and ovulating.

Organizations known for pushing people away from porn are now pulling large carnal canvases over plywood hoisted high in the air where children can see.

Assuming like all other billboards, it is being used to raise easy money.

In graphic vivid detail, a picture, taking up most of the space, assuming what is an
actuall photograph of an egg with a spermatozoon in it.

With the under……lying….message of

“This is YOU on DAY ONE”

Essentially looking like a pink bomb, with a very short fuse, making it a mixed message that perhaps, it should be disarmed.

Now I’m confused.What are they advocating??

I know it is getting dark in here….
But, for #uck’s sake.

If those groups spent half the money
Used to raise money to make more money
In nurturing, guiding, feeding and loving the
Already hatched out of womb fetuses
They wouldn’t have time to put up
Any more billboards raising money

Word would spread of the thankless job
They are doing and people would help
Satiating the cliché. “It takes a village.”

“I think in many cases,
your morality
is deeply lacking
if all you want is
a child born,
but not a child fed,
not a child educated,
not a child housed.

That’s not pro life.
That’s pro birth.”

– Sister Joan Chittister

What you have then…..are greed pigs, playing off emotions. Breeding more fundamentalism than babies, in coded language planting seeds in the radical minds of empty heads.

“But I’ve always found religion to be fascinating. Ideas such as how people act on their beliefs.

Pro-lifers murdering people. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I . . . ah, you know, it’s irony on a base level but I like it. You know what I mean?

It’s real basic irony, but still you can get a hoot. It’s a hoot. It’s a fucking hoot. ‘We’re pro-life, and we’ll kill your ass.’

That’s what fundamentalism breeds though, no irony, you see.”

– Bill Hicks


“Pro-life… pro-life… These people aren’t pro-life, they’re killing doctors! What kind of pro-life is that? What, they’ll do anything they can to save a fetus but if it grows up to be a doctor they just might have to……. kill it?

They’re not pro-life. You know what they are? They’re anti-woman. Simple as it gets, anti-woman. They don’t like them. They don’t like women.They believe a woman’s primary role is to function as a brood mare for the state.”

– George Carlin

We are riding on a speedy spinning sphere
Engaging in our own slow suicide anyway
How can it possibly be that important to
Expedite our collective inevitable demise
If another unwanted unplanned fetus goes
Traipsing through garbage we leave behind
Where freedom and creativity are reduced to
Survival w/o instinct as cogs in the machine

Just to be CLEAR

My only credentials are that I never planted any seeds in any fertile garden so that I would never have to make that choice. Why?
Because it would not be my choice to make.

In no way shape or form, am I advocating for the wholesale removal and discarding of fresh fetuses. It is just a counter productive argument that has no end, save divisiveness and a tax free revenue enhancement ploy.

Whereas nobody seems to mind the 400 billion or so dollars spent yearly on the military industrial complex whose wasted goal is making weapons geared solely for the potential removal of out of the womb fetuses.
Especially ones over profitable resources.

A person should have the legal, moral and reproductive right to have anything growing inside themselves medically removed.

“Has anyone had an abortion? You’re all rapt with attention now, all of a sudden, so I assume you all have. It’s a fucking horrible thing to go through. And not horrible in that….

“Oh, it’s a living thing, what are we doing?”

Fuck the living thing. A genital wart is a living thing. If it’s gonna irritate you for life, burn it off, right?

Bladder cancer is alive and growing like a baby in you.

If you try to remove that… I’ll protest you and say “stop playing god.”

– Doug Stanhope

Always like to highlight the hypocrisy.


The advertising like all advertising is there to generate profit, because if it was only for a message, population reduction advocate groups would put up billboards with a picture of a discarded used condom with the line,

This may have been YOU on DAY ZERO.

Why wouldn’t the alleged opposing “side”
(“Pro-death” is not the opposite side of that coin. Liberty and choice are.) put up alternative billboards? WHY??

‘Cause there is no money in that cause.

Real quick, on the morality of public money (taxes) that may be used for abortions.

The latest debate in congress is over a drone strike used to murder people to prevent the murder of even more people. Because the smaller amount of people murdered were American taxpayers who paid their money not to be murdered but feel good about their patriotic dooty of lining the pockets of energy corporations.

So they could have returned to watch the news to see the latest school shooting, drive-bys and workplace murders.

(Journalist:

What do you think of Western civilization?

Gandhi:

I think it would be a good idea.)


If corporations through their deadly arm of their puppeteered governments would stop performing their post natal abortions in search of cheap resources, there would be a lot more money to take care of unplanned or unwanted fetuses. Nevermind.

That is something Christ would do.

– George Carlin

I guess this would make me “pro-life” while being “pro-choice”. Now that is too funny.


“Just an observation,
Maybe I need
Different glasses.”

– Angelo Devlin