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Franky Say……No More

October 10, 2023



“WAR”


How hard is that?

No more war.


“Two Tribes”

Ladies and gentlemen, let me present-
FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD
Possibly the most important thing.
This side of the world……..

Oh yeah, well I……..

Let’s go

When two tribes go to war
A point is all you can score
When two tribes go to war
A point is all you can score

Cowboy No. 1
A born-again poor man’s son
On the air America
I modeled shirts by Van Heusen-yeah

You know

Working on the black gas

Switch off your shield
Switch off and feel

I’m working on loving-yeah
Giving you back the good times
Ship it out-out
I’m working for the black gas

We got two tribes
We got the bomb
We got the bomb-yeah
Sock it to me biscuits-now

Are we living in a land
Where sex and horror are the new Gods?

Yeah

When two tribes go to war
A point is all you can score

– “FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD”


At least one thing is for sure

That all corporate mass and manipulative media

Mini and manufactured media can agree on is

War gets good ratings

“You know my favourite part of that war? It’s the first war we ever had that was on every channel plus cable… and the war got good ratings too, didn’t it? Got good ratings! Well, we like war!!! We like war! We’re a war-like people! We like war because we’re good at it! You know why we’re good at it? Cause we get a lot of practice.”

– George Carlin


Normal competing agendas, where one side is against “allegedly” the killing of fetuses, (murdering people) and the other side is against “allegedly” the killing of criminals, (murdering people) can all happily agree that when it comes to war……

Dead civilians, military personnel, children, “friendly” fire victims, collateral damage, are all perfect fodder for Super Bowl sized audiences to salivate over to keep their eyes glued to the commercials betwixt the distraction dialog and pontificators of why and which side is “winning” and which side is “losing.”

“I don’t mind about the war, that’s one of the things I _like_ to watch, if it’s a war going on, ’cause then I know if our side’s winning, if our side’s losing…”

Roger Waters

Because the color commentators know, it is good for the economy. On one hand, people exposed to more ads, will buy more shit. People tuned in to particular talking heads, will get more ratings, thereby increasing their personal economy.

So why not question and expose the warring factions are basically all the same as bipedal earthling artists, just wearing different hats.

“You ever notice that? Any time you see two groups of people who really hate each other, chances are good they’re wearing different kind of hats. Keep an eye on that, it might be important.”

– George Carlin

Apparently, Russia at war with Ukraine is too blasè to stir any long-term emotional attachment.

(Besides 45’s shenanigan drama just about has everybody ready to puke in their soup. Except for the lapdogs who will lick it up until the day he dies, only to carry on with false and exaggerated impossible conspiracy theories to hold themselves over, till they die.)

Best move around the globe and get religion involved so the people can really pick sides. Even though, once again, both sides are made up of the same bipedal earthling artists, riding on the same spaceship going through the infinite cosmos.

Pssst. No one knows this, but a peaceful economy would be just as lucrative as a war time economy. Sanely and lovingly lucrative, but lucrative all the same.

Imagine all of the houses that could be built, clean drinking water systems that could be produced, and food distribution that could happen if each country quit wasting valuable resources trying to out penis each other.


“Just an observation,
Maybe I need
Different glasses.”

– Angelo Devlin


“I look at war a little bit differently. To me, war is a lot of prick-waving, okay?

Simple thing, that’s all it is. War is a whole lot of men standing out in a field waving their pricks at one another.

Men are insecure about the size of their dicks and so they have to kill one another over the idea.

That’s what all that asshole, jock bullshit is all about. That’s what all that adolescent, macho-male posturing, and strutting in bars and locker rooms is all about, it’s called “dick fear!”

Men are terrified that their pricks are inadequate and so they have to compete with one another to feel better about themselves and since war is the ultimate competition, basically, men are killing each other in order to improve their self-esteem.

You don’t have to be a historian or a political scientist to see the Bigger Dick foreign policy theory at work. It sounds like this:

“What? ! They have bigger dicks? ! BOMB THEM! ! !” And of course, the bombs and the rockets and the bullets are all shaped like dicks.

It’s a subconscious need to project the penis into other people’s affairs. It’s called: “FUCKING WITH PEOPLE! ! !”

– George Carlin








One Comment
  1. David Redpath's avatar

    According to George Carlin’s ‘Biggest Dick’
    theory, there’s a good reason why the
    Chinese are so assiduously building up
    their military 🤔🕶️

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