The Broader Classification

To bring in everybody

Under the same tent

Would be not to use either

Democrat or Republican

But identify both singularly

As “The Murder Party”

Seeing as how they both

Share similar platforms



The subtle differences

Are not enough to keep

Either out of the Murder party.



Democrats want to make sure

Fetuses can be killed

But not school children, plus

They want to save murderers

Which kinda makes sense

It is called “covering your ass”



Republicans work at

Saving fetuses, but clear the way

For school children to get killed

They also want to kill murderers

That doesn’t really make sense

Must have figured adolescents

Might get wise to their hypocrisy



Both are okay with killing people

On other continents with

Resources under their feet

While playing hide and seek

With the truth, disguising motives

As spreading democracy or

Defending allies, whereas

Even though their behavior

Is reprehensible, murderous, violent

It will continue because

Hey, it’s good for the economy

To supply weapons of destruction

Both mass and otherwise

You know, toys big and small, to kill people

Who now, no longer

Have to be fed, housed, or healed

Just buried to inspire vengeance



“Here’s what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses (and walls) each year and instead, spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace.”


― Bill Hicks




With this new unification and classification

Agreeing to disagree on how to murder

Who to murder, when it’s okay to murder

Will implement a new modified death tax

To help raise money to balance

The stupid fucking budget, which is made of

Get this, nonexistent money

By combining the blue and the red

To become the color of dried blood

Black

Everyone can wave their Black flag

With its skull and crossbones

As a sign of what they truly stand for

Death



Making this a good time as any to rename

The defense department formerly known

As the war department to the more

Honest and clear, Murder department



“Humanity” is not very pretty

When it sees itself

In a collective mirror.”

– Angelo Devlin



“That is a whole bunch of horrible thoughts right in a row.
Right in a row, that is a compressed area of bad thought.”

– Louis CK

– “If Murder Was Legal”



Heaven forbid we take that Trillion dollars annually

To spending it on food and daily distribution

Systems for clean drinking water and sewage

Physical tangible housing structures and health care


Shit, that might be something Jesus would do



Heaven must forbid that, otherwise Heaven

Would simply be to crowded just like here

For we would all be living in a sort of heaven

Ooopsie