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I Promise



To listen to “my” candidate

With heavy-duty filtered ears

Only allowing what gets through

To hear what I want to hear

The “other” candidate with

Sharp discerning ears

In a broader range to

Pick-up dog whistles

Whilst living in fear






If I may be so Freudian

Both candidates are starting

To sound like my mother

After stating, I was moving out

Making impossible promises

To retain me to stay, such as

I’ll make you breakfast each day

You can park anywhere

On the driveway, and I won’t

Charge you rent like I said

(Which triggered the whole

Get out of Dodge plan anyway)



The funny thing is, both are each

Adopting and adapting the other’s

Plans, proposals, and promises

Reverberating off the rhetoric

Until you can’t tell who is doing what



I promise

I’ll help you buy a house

With magic money, I just made up

While I make sure there are more houses

To bring down the value of the houses

People are already indebted to the banks for

” Ooopsie, don’t pay attention to that part” – “46.5”

I’ll lower your taxes

I’ll jack up other countries’ tariffs so high

You’ll live in America for free while

China and all other gross importers

Pay for you to live in the land of the free

“That must be how it is meant,

No wonder I’m a stable genius” – “45”

I’ll do something about the border

I won’t let any more people in

I will kick everyone out

I’ll fricking let you frack

I’ll let you kill in womb fetuses

I’ll let you kill out of womb fetuses



Please, please, please, pick me, pick me

Are these two candidates vying to lead or

Running to be a classless class president?




Whoa, decisions, decisions, decisions

Made on vague impossible promises that

I promise to investigate after the election

But only if “my” candidate loses because

I am going to participate in a rigged game





“Never had a doubt in the beginning
Never a doubt
Trusted you true in the beginning

//

You made me promises, promises
Knowing I’d believe
Promises, promises
You knew you’d never keep

Second time around, I’m still believing
The words that you said
You said you’d always be here

//

You made me promises, promises
You knew you’d never keep
Promises, promises
Why do I believe?

//

You made me promises, promises
You knew you’d never keep
Promises, promises
Why do I believe
All of your promises
You knew you’d never keep
Promises, promises
Why do I believe?

Promises
Promises
Promises
Promises
Promises

“Promises, Promises” with “love” lyrics “//” removed

– Naked Eyes



“So I know that a little later on this year, you’re going to have another one of those really swell presidential elections that you like so much. You enjoy yourselves. It will be a lot of fun. I’m sure as soon as the election is over, your country will “improve” immediately.

As for me, I’ll be home on that day, doing essentially the same thing as you, the only difference is, when I get finished masturbating, I’m going to have a little something to show for it folks.”

– George Carlin



“Sometimes, I just follow

A dark path…… because

I can not find my way.”


– Angelo Devlin

The Game Changer


AKA Kamala Harris / Tim Walz


Will not change the game


Too many people are on the take

Of their perception of

Identity politics for their sake of

Having something to identify with

Since self-realization is too scary



(I must align myself with either the

Red or the blue, since my willingness

To line up with their lies and promises

More closely match my own deceptions)




Ought it not matter more for

The collective to solve problems

Than pick either side to do nothing



Regardless of who gets in the “House”

The economy will do what it does

At the whims of which * “Davos” man

Makes money grabbing into an art

Of greed towards crass consumerism

Which includes making, selling, and using

Weapons of war against the people

As their blood oils the very machine

Most individuals would dismantle

As an evolutionary step towards peace

But noooooo

The distractions are too great to

Stop identifying with whichever side

Is convenient to have blatant opposition/s

Sports teams, race, religion, skin color,

Gender, class, height, weight, age, guns,

Rights, flags, nationalism, patriotism,

Immigration, energy, vehicle propulsion

Whether the earth is flat or spherical

Education, or rather indoctrinations



(If one only knows global conflicts must

End in violence and destruction, then that

Is all each subsequent generation will use

To solve its territorial and resource disputes)



Designed to keep playing the deadly game

Of daily chaos revolving around fear



(I must keep ahead of the Joneses while

Seeking a perfect artificial body, living in

The right neighborhood with all the latest

Gizmos and gadgets all the while living

In fear, my fellow earthling will surpass me

Constantly regurgitating opinions that line up

With the ones I’ve accepted as true into

Believing they are my own through repetition)



*

Davos Man: How the Billionaires Devoured the World

Book by Peter S. Goodman




“The only way to

Change the game

Is to stop playing”


– Angelo Devlin

A Concept Of A Plan



Just to show how ridiculous

What’s his name’s policy

Is on health care after 8 years

“Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump admitted Tuesday night he still has no healthcare plan, but “concepts of a plan.”

– forbes.com.

8 years, no plan, none, nada, zip, zilch, zero

From an allegedly successful billionaire businessman
Except for all his failed ventures, that were not “his” fault
Airlines, steaks, water, a fraudulent university
Casinos, bankruptcies, unpaid vendors, and workers
Must have been too busy engaging in charity fraud
While sexually assaulting women and bragging about it

8 years, no plan, none, nada, zip, zilch, zero

At a debate, in a farcical presentation of leadership

“How could they (45) not have a plan?
How could the democrats not have asked for one?
That’s all you’d have to do
What the f@#& are you gonna do?
How do you not ask that question?

But the bigger shock is that
They (Don, does not) didn’t have a plan
Even I couldn’t imagine
I kept thinking, we’ll, they (Don) must have a plan

Even, when, you know we were drunk last night
We got here!”

– Lewis Black

“Iraq, An Idiot’s Delight”



I have a concept of a plan

On what I might do if

Maybe, I win the lottery

Whether or not I buy a ticket

But as the amount fluctuates

So does the plan and splits

Who may get what and how much

Do I control the strings

Like some philanthropic grand poobah

Or squander it because it’s my ticket



Actually, I do have more of a plan
For my fictional lottery win than the
Donald has for his MAGA constituents
Along with everyone else stoking his
Neverending nefarious narcissism


First thing, sign the ticket, then write “plus others”
To share the winnings and lighten the tax burden
The next few calls would be to lawyers, accountants
Tax advisors and financial planning experts
Set up every family member with structured annuities
Along with trusted advisors to best suit their needs


The basis for the plan would be to bring in experts
Who are skilled in managing large sums of money
Would even consider bringing on board, therapists
Who deal with navigating newfound wealth so that
Bad decisions and bad deals are not made, simply
Because now one might have money to throw away


That is my concept of a plan. However, I am just
A dopey truck driver with a vague idea of what to do

You would think a former president would already be
Surrounded by experts in every field surrounding
Health care, insurance, finance, and business to put together
Something more than merely a concept of a plan…….


“Just an observation,
Maybe I need
Different glasses.”

– Angelo Devlin


An Honest Debate




Would be refreshing

Not by those two nudnicks

Vying to be mass murderers

That’s not going to happen

After all deception is their

Key to seek and gain power

From what little I heard

Individual one was trying to

Win by sheer decibel levels

The other by triggering triggers

None of which collectively

Solve any problem but is rather a

Polished act for a live performance

To keep the masses

Glued to their seats

Pointing fingers at the clowns

Jugglers and jeremiad jesters

So the audience can later

Mean meme and tweet their

Selfish subjective opinion

As to how their “side” “won”

When clearly the audience does not win






There is no resolution in a debate

Watching the “presidential” debate

It is like watching verbal TicTacToe

Or children, with crayons at a restaurant

Playing the same winless game

(Anybody see “War Games”)

Occupying their time to behave

While waiting for the food to arrive





An honest debate would include

The meaning definition and purpose

Of the word honest and its value

Between a white lie and a “Big” lie


White Lies

• Told to protect others

• Self-protective

• Avoid awkward situations


Real Lies

• Told to benefit the self

• Self-serving

• Create pain and discomfort for others


– verywellmind.com



Plus, the “debate” ought to be more of a dialog

Between more than just two people

Having a harangue for no sake

The perception and perspective change

Depending on who is using honest and why



The group could include politicians, lawyers

Insurance executives and preschool children



Honest

1 a: free from fraud or deception

– M-W.com



My guess is that the preschool children

Would have the most refreshing and refined

Un – indoctrinated view of the key meaning





 “A strange game.

The only winning move is not to play.

How about a nice game of chess?”

– “Joshua”

“War Games”

The Lesser


Of two evils

Is still evil



“I met Dick Cheyney

I’ve never stood

That close to Evil”

– Lewis Black



“The hawkish conservative and vice president under President George W. Bush has broken with Donald J. Trump before. Earlier this week, his daughter Liz Cheney said she would vote for Ms. Harris.

Dick Cheney, a staunch Republican and former vice president, said on Friday that he would be voting for Kamala Harris for president in November.

Credit…Doug Mills/The New York Times


However

When evil volunteers

That “Evil” is picking the

Lesser of two evils

It might be something

One ought to

Pay attention to




“Just an observation,
Maybe I need
Different glasses.”

– Angelo Devlin

The Broader Classification


To bring in everybody

Under the same tent

Would be not to use either

Democrat or Republican

But identify both singularly

As “The Murder Party”

Seeing as how they both

Share similar platforms



The subtle differences

Are not enough to keep

Either out of the Murder party.



Democrats want to make sure

Fetuses can be killed

But not school children, plus

They want to save murderers

Which kinda makes sense

It is called “covering your ass”



Republicans work at

Saving fetuses, but clear the way

For school children to get killed

They also want to kill murderers

That doesn’t really make sense

Must have figured adolescents

Might get wise to their hypocrisy



Both are okay with killing people

On other continents with

Resources under their feet

While playing hide and seek

With the truth, disguising motives

As spreading democracy or

Defending allies, whereas

Even though their behavior

Is reprehensible, murderous, violent

It will continue because

Hey, it’s good for the economy

To supply weapons of destruction

Both mass and otherwise

You know, toys big and small, to kill people

Who now, no longer

Have to be fed, housed, or healed

Just buried to inspire vengeance



“Here’s what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses (and walls) each year and instead, spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace.”


― Bill Hicks




With this new unification and classification

Agreeing to disagree on how to murder

Who to murder, when it’s okay to murder

Will implement a new modified death tax

To help raise money to balance

The stupid fucking budget, which is made of

Get this, nonexistent money

By combining the blue and the red

To become the color of dried blood

Black

Everyone can wave their Black flag

With its skull and crossbones

As a sign of what they truly stand for

Death



Making this a good time as any to rename

The defense department formerly known

As the war department to the more

Honest and clear, Murder department



“Humanity” is not very pretty

When it sees itself

In a collective mirror.”

– Angelo Devlin



“That is a whole bunch of horrible thoughts right in a row.
Right in a row, that is a compressed area of bad thought.”

– Louis CK

– “If Murder Was Legal”



Heaven forbid we take that Trillion dollars annually

To spending it on food and daily distribution

Systems for clean drinking water and sewage

Physical tangible housing structures and health care


Shit, that might be something Jesus would do



Heaven must forbid that, otherwise Heaven

Would simply be to crowded just like here

For we would all be living in a sort of heaven

Ooopsie


Toxic Tumultuous Tailgate Party



As the longest political prognostication

Is underway of the who is going to do what

On the crooked road to the Whitehouse

Politicians’ version of the superbowl

Everyone sitting on the sidelines

Waiting for the game of voting to start

Whilst drunk or stoned blathering on

How their team is going to do while

Lying to each other about useless stats

Who did or didn’t do what in their last game

Making selfish projections that if the kicker

Misses the kick, how the other team will react

Ad nauseum back and forth to no end

Save to occupy mindless time while idle

In their unfulfilled lives lived from

One distraction to the next distraction

Unlike a paycheck that only goes so far

Chaos, contempt, and crisis are in abundance

The black and white color commentators

Known as talking heads, never run out

Of things to say for they can draw from

Recent history as to how both sides

Fumble (flip-flop) the ball but will use

Their own sides fumble as a positive thing

As both teams vie for the center of left/right

Fracking, well, I wasn’t the quarterback at the time

So now, I might be 1st string, and it is my play to call

Since the “owners” of me are telling me how to play

While the other wannabe quarterback is

Re-decidng his field position on reproductive rights

As his owners are turning up the earpiece in his ear

Telling his teammates what the audience wants to hear



Yet afterwards, when the game is over

Nothing will have gotten done towards

The real problems that need fixing

Most of which is overpopulation

And there is no place for anybody to go

Driving over collapsing bridges

In between overused roads to

Pay for the overpriced goods

Still mostly stocked deep on the shelves

Having acquired a new sense of greed

After the pandemic as what is tolerable

To paychecks, while corporations see

Record gross gross profits that have

Nothing to do with who is playing the game

Save the owners profiting off the Proletariat

Hanging out drinking and smoking at

The toxic tumultuous tailgate party



“I write to expunge the darkness so
That someday light may shine through”


– Angelo Devlin


The Sweet Spot



In between states

Of consciousness

Upon waking from

A deep restorative

Undisturbed sleep

Like an old antique

Nestled in styrofoam

Ready for shipment

Found myself unable

To move without

The promise of

Something better

Cling to the thought

Of being aware of

My immobility is enough

To stay in that state

Wondering where

It will take me

Back to oblivion

Or inspired well to

Take on the day

Either choice divine

Yet wanting to stay

In that sweet spot

Vibrating as one

With all of the light

Collective consciousness

As of right now

That condition was so

Blissful, I forgot what

Direction it took


Judgment Days



Have come and gone

Judgment days

Will flourish and wane



In the infinity of the infinite

Days do not exist

(Save our heliocentric perspective

In a tiny outpost in the cosmos)

Let Alone “Judgment Days”



“One Thing For Certain……

Judgment Day

Will Not Be Rigged”



Is a Meta meme floating

Around the internet

Begging to be reposted

By religious fear fanatics

As a self reflecting cue of

How to live…..just in case



Disguised as a veiled

Warning for others to heed

Doubling down on Pascals wager

On the off off, so far off chance

Worse than the worst

Lottery odds chance



That some invisible

Santa Clause caricature dude

Has nothing better to do

Then, keep his eye on

Oh, let us say, 8 billion people

At a time, all the time

It was so much easier

When it was just two…..


“Judgment Days”


“Spooky language. Spooky language.

Designed to scare and control primitive people. In no way does superstitious mumbo jumbo like this apply to the lives of intelligent, civilized humans in the twenty-first century.”

– George Carlin



There is a guy, I’ll call him Steve, since that is his name. A coworker of sorts that drives to the same terminal I do, from a different direction. There, enough background story.

Steve seems like a nice gentleman, always helpful and kind. Full of wit and wisdom. Hmm, since I barely know you and will never see you outside of work, let’s be FB friends.

I rarely post anything. It is mostly to view family photos posted by family members, events children, and grandchildren participate in.

Steve likes to post, work grievances, religious themes, Trump support, and outdoor recreational side by side adventures.


I assume “Judgment Day” comes when one dies, on the presumption that if you spend a lifetime of “behaving” in a certain, assumed, perceived way, then you will get to go to “heaven”. Or ask forgiveness a few moments prior, then go to heaven.  Hmmmm.

Who is making this shit up?


Judgment day:  Ooopsie


The following is a complete editorialization and extrapolation of projections entirely for my amusement and perhaps yours.


God: Hi Steve

Steve: Hi God

God: I see you’ve been posting digitized colorful, cute memes that.  “Judgment day will not be rigged.”

Steve: Yes, God, I thought that one was most clever.

God: Well, let’s get to it, seeing as how, just today, like yesterday there are 170,000 people* that died today and are, or are not “waiting” for their “Judgment”. Depending on how they were indoctrinated into their beliefs, or lack thereof.

* worldpopulationreview.com

(That is a million people, dead, in 6 days, to receive? Judgment? )



Steve: Thanks God. Go, I think I’m ready.

God: How do you think I should judge you?

Steve: With all your might, I am a good Christian

God: Well, I see you post many things about Jesus

Steve: Yes, always trying to help spread his message

God: Have you emulated his behavior, forgiving and feeding?

Steve: No, I’m a republican, just advising how great Jesus is

God: That’s not the purpose of his message, but okay

God: I see you support Trump

Steve: Yes, he is like your second son you sent to save us

God: Almost forgot, you watch Fox to get your information
          If I had time, I’d let you explain how a failing businessman
          Twice divorced, womanizing philanderer, lying grifter
          Who hates the poor, mocks the infirmed and
          Steals from a charity, who only helps the wealthy and
          His narcissistic greedy self serving self is my son
          But, thankfully, ME, I don’t have time

Steve: But, but he held a Bible once for a photo op.

God: Never mind, finally I see you and your buddies ride 4 wheelers
          In the desert

Steve: Yes, er, umm, that’s when, I, umm, pray to Jesus on Sunday

God : I should send you to hell for lying


“His judgment cometh and that right soon.”

– Shawshank Redemption
– on the embroidered sign concealing the safe

God: Most of your behavior is a reflection of the echo chamber and
          filter bubble you’ve placed yourself in. However, in your
          willfulness to destroy the desert for your amusement, which
          has annihilated the habitat of lizards and snakes, the descendants
          of my dinosaurs, I shall cast you into a life of a lizard for thirty-four lifetimes, as recompense for the suffering,
          that befell my lizards for shade and their home that you ravaged.


Ooopsie


My guess is that “Judgment”

Is not in his repertoire

Of perceived judgments




Without casting any aspersions to “Steve”, methinks it is incredible, that allegedly grown adults, feel the need to mentally manufacture a bogeyman in order to behave a certain way and perpetuate it to infect others. Especially when they could look within and realize they have the “God” power themselves to do incredible good, always, all the time without identifying with the hat wearing, finger pointing, perpetual and professional victim club and class.


Abstractly, they are presenting themselves, that they live in fear, aligning with a safety in numbers cowardice crowd for protection.




“I write to expunge the darkness so
That someday light may shine through”


– Angelo Devlin

My Guess Is


Kamala is privately prepping

For “media” interviews

Based on her DNC speech



Was she not overtly

All things to all people?



The neo patriotic defender

Of all things “American” for

The red, white, blue, and LGBTQ+

Middle class, taxpayers, black,

Brown, white, red, yellow, and olive

To bring food prices down

Make housing more affordable

(Sounds like the socialist, she’s not supposed to be)

All the while maintaining….


“As commander in chief, I will ensure America has the strongest, most lethal fighting force in the world. And I will fulfill our sacred obligation to care for our troops and their families, and I will always honor and never disparage their service and their sacrifice.”

– Kamala Harris DNC speech


Which means, with the strongest, most lethal fighting force in the world, she already plans on killing the people she will be told to kill.
In the name of democracy or freedom, or whatever bullshit it takes to keep the “defense” contractors happy and flush with cash to kill.


Ironically, 45 was probably the least lethal president, outside of all his bullying brave bluster, though it wasn’t for a lack of trying. Oops.




If she continues to do war, then

She is just another puppet

In a toy box full of puppets

Dancing on some strings

As a statistical anomaly

Doing the distracting dance

Of the corporate puppeteers

Keeping the masses entranced

On the stage of fear and cheer

Hyperbolizing both to

Maintain a greed economy

Of want over necessity

Gluttony over goodness

Consumption over compassion

Narcissism over niceness




I don’t care who “wins”…


“My problem is with (huh, huh) authority.”


– Lewis Black




All she has to do now is

Be prepared to sell it

Under interview scrutiny

As to how she’ll pull it off

With some smooth talking

Silver tongue sweetness



That will put ol’ what’s his name to shame

But at least everyone will be included in the

Imperialistic march toward cheap resources

From whatever country hasn’t been mined or drilled

As the preprogrammed, get to clap and applaud

Though in all likelihood the planetary

Bloodbath will continue to overflow

But at least everyone will be included

Forgetting we are all on a planet sized battle station

With our own death star aimed directly back at us



“Blood On The World’s Hands”

“Sometimes it makes me wonder
Sometimes it makes me question
Sometimes it makes me saddened
Always it makes me angry but…

When you can see it happening
The madness that’s all around you
Nobody seems to worry
The world seems so powerless to act…

It’s out of control
Blood on the world’s hands
Each day a new toll

Another assassination
The same day a new creation
But what are they coming into
Security of a world that brings…

One day another killing
Somewhere there’s someone starving
Another a savage raping
Meanwhile there’s someone
Laughing at us

It’s out of control
Blood on the world’s hands
Each day it goes on

Brutality and aggression
Tomorrow another lesson
Expecting another air raid
Praying for a ceasefire

They say things are getting better
No need to be complacent
There’s chaos across the border
And one day it could be happening to us

It’s out of control
Blood on the world’s hands
It’s our epitaph
It’s out of control
Someone should know
Blood on the world’s hands

Someone Should”


– Iron Maiden




“I write to expunge the darkness so
That someday light may shine through”


– Angelo Devlin