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Photographing Irony

Had 45 smiled for his mugshot

He would not look so fucking guilty

Infinite Affinity

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I have an affinity

For infinity

Causing insanity

To my reality

Held back

Only by gravity




Infinity

Not exactly a water

Cooler conversation

Much easier to

Bitch about the “boss”

Or a crabby customer

Tumultuous traffic

Than to carry on a

Divine dialog




Perhaps, because

Heaven and Hell

Seem implausible

Just based on

Unidentifiable locations

And help from John Lennon to

“Imagine there’s no heaven
It’s easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky”

That and a little

Cosmic introspection

By turning the Voyager’s camera

Back on ourselves to

Reveal “The Pale Blue Dot”

“The Pale Blue Dot is a photograph of Earth taken Feb. 14, 1990, by NASA’s Voyager 1 at a distance of 3.7 billion miles (6 billion kilometers) from the Sun.

The image inspired the title of scientist Carl Sagan’s book, “Pale Blue Dot: A Vision of the Human Future in Space,” in which he wrote: “Look again at that dot. That’s here. That’s home. That’s us.”

https://solarsystem.nasa.gov/resources/536/voyager-1s-pale-blue-dot/

“Look again at that dot. That’s here. That’s home. That’s us.”

– Carl Sagan

Taken nearly a quarter of a century ago, seen as a colorful speck of dust, with even smaller more colorful specks riding on it.

Indoctrinated over nonexistent time to, “aimlessly and blindly believe, that all of this, is in the hands of some spooky, incompetent father figure who doesn’t give a shit” – George Carlin

We concern our selfs, our disparate and collective selves with the most mundane minutia of which is fundamentally useless towards any possible survivable evolution. In the abysmally empty vastness of space. In a singular galaxy, that seen from a distance of other splattershot and remote galaxies, looks like a speck of dust itself.

“Infinity is so big, that everything that has ever happened, on earth in the exact same order, down to………. that … pause has happened an infinite number of times, all through out the universe.

Everywhere in space, there is a you, making the same colossal f**king errors, that you’ve made your entire life.

So if anybody ever tells you, you can do better. Go, apparently not.”

That’s infinity.”

– Joe Rogan


One would think with that underlying awareness, we could all just get along. Fortify our chances of continuing the game we are playing. Certainly with an infinite amount of less hatred, fear and violence. To some other end than just recycling as a different speck of dust.


“The heaviest burden:

“What, if some day or night, a demon were to steal after you into your loneliest loneliness and say to you:

‘This life, as you now live it and have lived it, you will have to live once more and innumerable times more; and there will be nothing new in it, but every pain and every joy and every thought and sigh… must return to you—all in the same succession and sequence—even this spider and this moonlight between the trees and even this moment and I myself.

The eternal hourglass of existence is turned over again and again—and you with it, speck of dust!’

Would you not throw yourself down and gnash your teeth and curse the demon who spoke thus? Or have you once experienced a tremendous moment when you would have answered him:

‘You are a god, and never have I heard anything more divine!’ If this thought were to gain possession of you, it would change you as you are, or perhaps crush you.

The question in each and every thing, “do you want this once more and innumerable times more?” would lie upon your actions as the greatest weight.

Or how well disposed would you have to become to yourself and to life to crave nothing more fervently than this ultimate eternal confirmation and seal?”

― Friedrich Nietzsche

The rest of Imagine

“Imagine all the people
Living for today…. Aha-ah…

Imagine there’s no countries
It isn’t hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion, too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace… You…

//

Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world… You…

You may say I’m a dreamer
But I’m not the only one
I hope someday you’ll join us
And the world will live as one”



Like my affinity for infinity the quest goes on and on and on……



“Just an observation,
Maybe I need
Different glasses.”

– Angelo Devlin

No Reason



For things to be

The way they are

Save erratic beliefs

Deep indoctrinations

A stubborn willingness

To stay stagnant

Yet could we handle

Lifting the veil off of

The darkness of death

To maybe realize

We all make up

One consciousness

To experience

A subjective reality

In an infinite expanse

Lasting a moment

For no reason


“Just between the ice ages anyway
I want to talk, but I haven’t got too much to say
I don’t mean to be so nihilistic
Forgive me if I seem to be too realistic”

– Geddy Lee

“My Favorite Headache”

“One man standing on the plains of Abraham
Watching the damaged sunrise
One man standing near the edge of a quiet breakdown

I watch the sea, it helps to anchor me
I watch the sea, it helps to anchor me

Once you start hiding you keep on hiding
Till your paranoia calms down
Once you start watching, you keep on watching
Till you’re tied up and your spell bound

Just between the ice ages anyway
I want to talk, but I haven’t got too much to say
I don’t mean to be so nihilistic
Forgive me if I seem to be too realistic

Once you start running, you keep on running
Till your muscles start to break down
Once you start falling, you keep on falling
Till you hit the cold, cold ground

I watch TV – What do you want from me?
I watch TV – What do you want from me?

Just between the ice ages anyway
I want to talk, I haven’t got enough to say
I don’t mean to be so nihilistic
Forgive me if I seem to be too realistic

Once you start hiding you keep on hiding
Till you feel you’re safe and sound
Once you start watching, you keep on watching
Till you’re tied up and you’re spell bound

I watch the sea, it helps to anchor me
I watch the sea, I saw it on TV”

It Would Be Fun


To think

We are all undergoing

A sense of humor test

And God

In this case

The Word Laughter

Is testing us, both

Individually and collectively

To realize

We are supposed to be filled

With (God) aka Laughter

That our surroundings

Practically demand it

Pssst. Look around

If you look

It is funny

Laughter (God)

Is throwing everything at us

To laugh at

Unfortunately we

The royal We

Are not laughing

So that, when and not if

We die and are still not laughing

We have to come back again

To pass the test

Going on to the next tests

Love and truth

“You have to find the funny in things, Our culture right now is on the brink of so many things, and one of those things is losing our sense of humor. We can laugh — it doesn’t mean we’re irreverent or don’t care.

We just need to laugh.”

– Tammy Pescatelli


Laughter (God)

Even sends us guides

For each generation

Milton Berle

Bob Hope

Don Rickles

Lenny Bruce

Joan Rivers

George Carlin

Richard Pryor

Eddie Murphy

Bill Hicks

Dave Chapelle

Bill Burr

Kathleen Madigan

Chris Rock

Louis Black

Louis CK

David Cross

Howard Stern

Robin Quivers

Doug Stanhope


Just to name

But a few



How many more

Masters of wit and wisdom

Saviors of silliness

Does Laughter have to send us

Till we see the light and find

Our sense of humor


“Just an observation,
Maybe I need
Different glasses.”

– Angelo Devlin



Where this should have stopped

Nope….



The bonus buffoon

We are supposed to all be

Laughing at and with is

None other than 45

Also known as

Society’s “straight” man

Individual one

Four times indicted

Social spectacle

Narcissistic nincompoop

(Ha! Made you say…..poop)

The funny thing is

His most fanatical followers

Are not laughing

Which means

The show will go on

Till we are all either

Guffawing

Chortling

Giggling

Smirking

Side splitting

Busting a gut

At the ridiculousness

Of the constant contradictions

Especially when 45 says

He is telling the truth*

Bwahahaha

Help, I can’t stop

(Arms smacking table, head bobbing uncontrollably)

Quick, take a commercial break…..please!!




*
When The Washington Post Fact Checker team first started cataloguing President Donald Trump’s false or misleading claims, we recorded 492 suspect claims in the first 100 days of his presidency. On Nov. 2 alone, the day before the 2020 vote, Trump made 503 false or misleading claims as he barnstormed across the country in a desperate effort to win reelection.

This astonishing jump in falsehoods is the story of Trump’s tumultuous reign. By the end of his term, Trump had accumulated 30,573 untruths during his presidency — averaging about 21 erroneous claims a day.

What is especially striking is how the tsunami of untruths kept rising the longer he served as president and became increasingly unmoored from the truth.

Trump averaged about six claims a day in his first year as president, 16 claims day in his second year, 22 claims day in this third year — and 39 claims a day in his final year. Put another way, it took him 27 months to reach 10,000 claims and an additional 14 months to reach 20,000. He then exceeded the 30,000 mark less than five months later.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2021/01/24/trumps-false-or-misleading-claims-total-30573-over-four-years/


Instead of the focused distraction society is satiated with, a simple questionable characterization would put this to rest. If it was presented that 44 had done and was doing the same, would he have received or be receiving the same treatment?

My guess is….not.

But at least we could recognize we lost our sense of humor.



“I write to expunge the darkness so
That someday light may shine through”


– Angelo Devlin


What If Jesus Were Here



The Actual Jesus

A Master of Wisdom

The Prince of Peace

Son of a Jewish carpenter

Son of real unchaste mother

Not a composite

Caucasian character

Created to comfort

Blond and blue-eyed

English speaking Christians

Born in Bethlehem Isreal

When English wasn’t

Even an option

That is culturally

Chock-full of brown people

Was and still is……



Ooops, did I get sidetracked

What If Jesus Were Here

Going about his business

Feeding the hungry

Presumably, loaves and fishes

Healing the sick

Leading by example

Not through dictation

Do as I say, not as I do rhetoric

Then….

What if the media became aware

Which would be kinda “news”-“worthy”

First, would it be reported ??

News “cycles” are tricky

Could he compete with Teflon Don?

For how long?

After all, it would get boring real quick

To watch a teacher teach

If one already knew the lessons

Of generosity, kindness, and forgiveness

But was too distracted to apply them

It is much more important to pick sides

Point fingers and enjoy victimhood

Then pitch in to help, after all if

Jesus is here. Let him do it



Unfortunately, the first question would be

Can you still walk on water?

To which he would have to explain

That was a metaphor that got out of hand

By reporters Matthew, Mark and John

Going for hyperbole to sell more copies

Of their benign book of books

They should have ran it by Thomas

Who enjoyed a healthy dose of doubt



Would he get killed again?

Generosity, kindness, and forgiveness

Doesn’t exactly help any economy

Not at first, it wouldn’t

Which would be a tough transition

Share and not stingily save and store

If we learned how to sit on a bus* with strangers

Got to know them as ourselves

Experiencing similar realities

Subjectively differently, but still all as one

Which would reduce oil consumption… except

The oil / energy / resource dependent economy

Would no doubt surely collapse

Which is when we’d have to do

What Jesus would have already been doing

Feeding, helping, healing

ALL of our fellow space travelers

Not just the ones that looked like us

In order to truly survive and not some

Mad Max, apocalyptic kill or be killed fanciful scenario

That plays well in movies but not reality



*
“What if God was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us?
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make His way home?

If God had a face
What would it look like?
And would you want to see
If seeing meant that

You would have to believe
In things like Heaven and in
Jesus and the saints
And all the prophets? And…”

– Joan Osborne

Typical Bully


C’mon, *pusillanimous ex president

* “lacking courage and resolution 
: marked by contemptible timidity. “

– M-W.com

Exercise your free speech

Inside the courtroom

Not on deceptive social

Where surely your base

Will witness your bravado

Outside of your version of

The ministry of truth

Besides what happened to

Your exoneration press conference

Did your (daddy) lawyers

Make the bully stop from WHAT?

Declaring your “provable” innocence

I’d fire them immediately……





I get it, I do, just like now

I am a brave dog on my own porch

However, I am not under indictment

For inciting an insurrection, keeping and

Concealing classified documents

Having made a perfect phone call

Requesting just enough votes in Georgia

To subvert, even a fake democracy

Nor have I remade any misogynistic remarks

For deep-seated underlying mommy issues

Failed at more businesses with bankruptcies

Had to repay $$ stolen from my own charity

Pay Hush money to a porn star

Relitigate a defamation case because

I can’t keep my mouth shut and still

Have more unresolved mommy issues

Paid 1.6 million dollars for tax evasion




How is it you have followers? Oh yeah,

Every sheep needs a shepherd



“The sheep will spend its entire life fearing the wolf,

Only to be eaten by the shepherd. “


– African Proverb

The Rebellion


Is over

They won / win

With nary

A shot fired

A penny spent and

Zero casualties



Just by dangling

Content carrots

In and out of context



Bourgeois bait

If one will not do

Will tease

With 3 or 2



Some even

In rotation

For a short

Memory nation

Singularly focused

On the latest

Distraction



You know the topics

For a people myopic

At any given time

A chance to opine


On

Immigration

Abortion

Ammunition

Via (gun) penis extention

Incarceration

Education

Deforestation

Over fishing the oceans




The latest is a mind bender

People arguing over gender

When one ought to care less

However, I transgress



Except for hermaphrodites

This is easily understood

When it comes to reproduction

There is but one set of goods


Matters not to the forever distracted

Losing their minds arguing over

Something infinitely protracted




The better each works

When people get hurt

Gives them a tally

To inspire the next

Two-minute hate rally



Here’s what I learned

When once was a lad

Thinking, I was rebellious

For the length of hair I had


Made a loose lipped comment to someone older I knew that “I” was “fighting” the system of authority and conformity. When he calmly said, the “they’s” want me to have long hair.

What, what what? How’s that? No way, I’m rebelling. Yet, in an instant, I knew he was right. The system is supported by empty headed distractions, so to speak. Keeping everyone occupied over trivialities of no importance. There is / was no “system” to buck, it is all the system. A system of corruption and consumption.

Did I cut my hair, no, but have since always gone about a lifetime working on my inner self. (The length eventually took care of itself.)

“In a world where self-hatred is a multi-billion dollar industry, loving yourself is a radical act.” – Gala Darling


Shortly followed up by George Carlin’s wisdom.


“Cause that’s all you ever hear about in this country. It’s our differences. That’s all the media and the politicians are ever talking about–the things that separate us, things that make us different from one another. 

That’s the way the ruling class operates in any society. They try to divide the rest of the people. They keep the lower and the middle classes fighting with each other so that they, the rich, can run off with all the fucking money!

Fairly simple thing. Happens to work. You know? Anything different–that’s what they’re gonna talk about–race, religion, ethnic and national background, jobs, income, education, social status, sexuality, anything they can do to keep us fighting with each other, so that they can keep going to the bank!

You know how I define the economic and social classes in this country? The upper class keeps all of the money, pays none of the taxes. The middle class pays all of the taxes, does all of the work. The poor are there just to scare the shit out of the middle class. Keep ’em showing up at those ‘jobs’.”

– George Carlin


Likewise

“Yeah. Another tip. Another tip for the men. The earring. The thing with the earrings. It’s over. It’s been over for a long time. Doesn’t mean anything anymore. It was supposed to piss off the squares. The squares are wearing them now! Doesn’t mean anything.

It’s just fucking jewelry, unless you have an earring with a live baby hanging from it. It’s just jewelry. And I want you to know I’m in favor of self-mutilation and personal disfigurement. I’ve always said there’s nothing like puncturing and perforating your skin in a dozen or so places in order to demonstrate your high self-esteem.

When I see a young man decorating his scalp with a soldering iron I say: there’s a happy guy, thinks highly of himself.”

– George Carlin

Meanwhile in our current state of devolution, people in relative ok physical health are requesting and having Josef Mengele type unnecessary surgeries to be “different”, then how they were born.

Deadly enhancements, alterations, castrations, all in the name of some bizarre rationalization to be unique……like everyone else.


The backstory to this is from reading a former acquaintance meme post that read ;

“Your Gender was assigned by God. He was not confused.”

Holy Fuck

“The God excuse.

The last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument,  it came from god.

Anything we can’t describe, must have come from God.”

– George Carlin

Leave God alone, meanwhile, speaking of confused, most of all this bullshit trouble started, by humanity assigning God….a gender.

“God is the Word and the Word is God.” – John 1:1

In its simplest terms God is

“An energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the galaxy together.”

– Obi-Wan Kenobi

Also known as the Higgs ocean / the God particle.

In other words, too powerful to have a pecker.

“But I want you to know something, this is sincere, I want you to know when it comes to believing in God, I really tried, I really, really tried. I tried to believe that there is a God who created each of us in his own image and likeness, loves us very much, and keeps a close eye on things, I really tried to believe that but I gotta tell you, the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize something is fucked up.

Something is wrong here… war, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Results like these don’t belong on the résumé of a supreme being.

This is the kind of shit you’d expect from an office temp with a bad attitude. And just between you and me, between you and me, in any decently run universe, this guy would have been out on his all-powerful ass a long time ago.

And by the way, I say “this guy” because I firmly believe, looking at these results, that if there is a God, it has to be a man; no woman could or would ever fuck things up like this!

So if, if there is a God, if there is, I think most reasonable people might agree that he’s at least incompetent and maybe, just maybe doesn’t give a shit. Doesn’t give a shit… which I admire in a person and which will explain a lot of these bad results.”

– George Carlin


When the flesh has decomposed from one’s rotting corpse and the plastic has melted away, the alien anthropologists*, will know what gender you once were, by the remaining brittle bone skeleton. The one that supported you in this lifetime. The frame to the car you drove and did or did not take care of.


“I write to expunge the darkness so
That someday light may shine through”


– Angelo Devlin



“Amused To Death”

Doctor Doctor what is wrong with me
This supermarket life is getting long
What is the heart life of a colour TV
What is the shelf life of a teenage queen
Ooh western woman
Ooh western girl
News hound sniffs the air
When Jessica Hahn goes down
He latches on to that symbol
Of detachment
Attracted by the peeling away of feeling
The celebrity of the abused shell the belle
Ooh western woman
Ooh western girl
And the children of Melrose
Strut their stuff
Is absolute zero cold enough
And out in the valley warm and clean
The little ones sit by their TV screens
No thoughts to think
No tears to cry
All sucked dry
Down to the very last breath
Bartender what is wrong with me
Why I am so out of breath
The captain said excuse me ma’am

This species has amused itself to death
Amused itself to death
Amused itself to death
We watched the tragedy unfold
We did as we were told
We bought and sold
It was the greatest show on earth
But then it was over
We oohed and aahed
We drove our racing cars
We ate our last few jars of caviar
And somewhere out there in the stars
A keen-eyed look-out
Spied a flickering light
Our last hurrah
And when they found our shadows
Groups ’round the TV sets
They ran down every lead
They repeated every test
They checked out all the data in their lists
And then the *alien anthropologists
Admitted they were still perplexed
But on eliminating every other reason
For our sad demise
They logged the only explanation left
This species has amused itself to death
No tears to cry
No feelings left


This species has amused itself to death

Amused itself to death

– Roger Waters


Amused itself to death
Amused itself to death
Amused itself to death
Amused itself to death
Amused itself to death
Amused itself to death

No Rebellion required



Prosperity



“the condition of being successful or thriving”

especially : economic well-being


M-W.com




If someone is selling

You

Prosperity

They do not have it

Or have enough of it

They are getting it

From you




“Just an observation,
Maybe I need
Different glasses.”

– Angelo Devlin


Victimless Victims


Have a need to attack

Not because they’re hurt

But rather to distract

As a strange way to

Keep their dignity intact



Away from their shame

So lost in obscurity

It doesn’t have a name

Because for some reason

They are without blame



Pointing across the street

To someone, too far away

Nor will they ever meet

Causing some kind of harm

That they will easily repeat




A universal bogeyman

They know doesn’t exist

Yet in a victim’s mind they can

If for no other reason

It brings them attention



Forgetting the question

What would Jesus do

The answer an easy one

Check if they are hungry

Then feed them some



Or see them move in skelter

Might try and help them

To seek warm shelter

Since Jesus did not teach to

Do nothing but point a finger



The takeaway from this poem

Is do not be a victimless victim

No one wants to hear you moan

An easy way to solve this is to

Turn off the TV when you get home




Faith In Action


Or rather doing inaction

Can be easily observed as

A mattress along the road

Which did not get “there”

There by itself, but by those

Who secured it poorly

But had faith it would make it

As did all of the mattresses

You do not see along the road

That did not require faith

But more rope, better knots

Or an enclosed trailer

Instead of trusting in gravity

Over velocity and acceleration

That one would rest easy on

A comfy bed of practicality

Even an old mattress instead of

The new one you’ll need to buy


Damn, faith is expensive.


“Just an observation,
Maybe I need
Different glasses.”

– Angelo Devlin