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Anti-social card.

January 24, 2016

Most people get business cards printed up to as a physical triggering device to introduce themselves.

Not me, I’m going to get the following printed up for the reverse effect.

Upon retreating into a catatonic state,  I’ll hand the card that reads this out.

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I have audio bovine fecal matter deciphering disease .

Symptoms include voluntary deafness, uncontrollable eye rolling and restless leg syndrome.

1-800-who-cares

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Layman terms :

When I hear bullshit,  I no longer wish to hear what you have to say..

and will walk away as quick as possible.   1-800-who-cares

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