Bizarre Addiction

I’m addicted to not being addicted.

A strange thing to be afflicted

One thing of that I can be sure

Is it really needs no cure

It is a weird ritual

To make no vices habitual

Using my brain to think

Whether to or not to drink

Not exactly your average bloke

Who can choose to or not to smoke

It’s like being my own lab rat

Not to form a habit

So rarely is a crisis

Coming from my vices