Bizarre Addiction
I’m addicted to not being addicted.
A strange thing to be afflicted
One thing of that I can be sure
Is it really needs no cure
It is a weird ritual
To make no vices habitual
Using my brain to think
Whether to or not to drink
Not exactly your average bloke
Who can choose to or not to smoke
It’s like being my own lab rat
Not to form a habit
So rarely is a crisis
Coming from my vices
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