Confession: I am a leaker!

Yet, I only dribble when I pee.

I guess that’s appropriately inappropriate.

Couldn’t leave well enough alone.

Just “had” to add to this.

Timely,  untimely-ness ?

Symbolic Sarcasm?

Metaphorical Machinations ?

Figuratively Funny?

Literally Lambasting?

Allegoricaly Accurate?

Conceptually Crass?