New Requirements

“It is what makes it scary, when you think how old most of the people who run this f@#! %g country are.

There’s a minimum age to be the president,  there should be a maximum age to be the president as well.

I wouldn’t mind having a 25 year old president. Sh!# would be weird,  but it would at least go forward.”

Doug Stanhope

 

New requirements to be President

 

Minimum Age 25
Maximum Age 50

 

Citizen requirement changed to

Need to be a human

A being with empathy compassion and an uncanny ability to fail a narcissism test.

 

Third requirement a real world functioning vocabulary.

 

Presidential Thesaurus

 

Good  =  Really good

Bad  =  Very bad

Beautiful  =  Most beautiful

Incredible  =  Incredibly Incredible

Sad = So sad

Important = Big League

 

My Bad!

 

I am just jealous that with all his privilege of power,  he has the latest “Newspeak” dictionary right before the next one transitions into ungood, plusgood and doubleplusungood!