New Requirements
“It is what makes it scary, when you think how old most of the people who run this f@#! %g country are.
There’s a minimum age to be the president, there should be a maximum age to be the president as well.
I wouldn’t mind having a 25 year old president. Sh!# would be weird, but it would at least go forward.”
Doug Stanhope
New requirements to be President
Minimum Age 25
Maximum Age 50
Citizen requirement changed to
Need to be a human
A being with empathy compassion and an uncanny ability to fail a narcissism test.
Third requirement a real world functioning vocabulary.
Presidential Thesaurus
Good = Really good
Bad = Very bad
Beautiful = Most beautiful
Incredible = Incredibly Incredible
Sad = So sad
Important = Big League
My Bad!
I am just jealous that with all his privilege of power, he has the latest “Newspeak” dictionary right before the next one transitions into ungood, plusgood and doubleplusungood!
