Some Aspirin Please

I have a splitting cognitive dissonance headache.

Haha haha hahaha guffaw chortle hee haw chuckle uncontrollable cachinnations. Whew, now my head really hurts.

At least now it’s not from listening to two opposite alleged news broadcasts. Kind of reporting the same thing with so much spin, the centrifugal force has spun the truth into such disarray, I’m confused.

I can’t tell if I am doubly informed or being dumbed down. I’ll try a test sentence, pieced together from presidential dialogue.

So SAD, it is a witch hunt, there’s no collusion, well, there was, but it is not illegal.

Yup, the latter, I’m being dumbed down.