Comedy Cul-De-Sac

“I want to run
I want to hide
I want to tear down the walls
That hold me inside

I want to reach out
And touch the flame

Where the streets have no name

I want to feel sunlight on my face
I see the dust cloud disappear 
Without a trace

I want to take shelter
From the poison rain

Where the streets have no name

Where the streets have no name
Where the streets have no name”

– U2

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Comedy Cul-de-sac

At the Intersection of Hope and Despair

George Carlin Drive

Bill Hicks Court

Eddie Murphy Lane

Doug Stanhope Way

Joe Rogan Loop

Steve Martin Square

Chris Rock Street

Carlos Mencia Manor

Steve Wright Alley

David Cross Path

Richard Pryor Bypass

Greg Giraldo Gate

Christopher Titus Turnpike

Sam Kinison Motorway

Kathleen Madigan Circle

Patton Oswald Place

Don Rickles Route

Mitch Hedberg Highway

Bill Burr Spur

Paul Mooney Mile

Tom Simmons Trail

Louis CK Avenue

Dick Gregory Junction

Stern Show Byway

Louis Black Road

Tammy Pescatelli Parkway

Alonzo Boden Boulevard

Lenny Bruce Back Road

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As for listening to comedy

I may not be better for it

Or even funnier or wittier

But I’d be deader without it

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When I’m not in a  “Rush”

To escape the “Iron Maiden”

After crossing the river “Styx”

To entertain me and “U2”

With plenty of “Heart”

Where I’m just “3 Doors Down”

Sipping on refreshing “Ice T”

Enjoying some “Eminem”‘s

And staying out of “Traffic”

Avoiding “The Police”

Reading about the “Queen”

Talking about the “Prince”

Stuttering as to whom should “B.B.King”

Ending up in “Chicago”

Whilst cheering for the “Damn Yankees”

Waiting ” ‘Til Tuesday”

To stop my “Rage Against The Machine”

And causing “Widespread Panic”

In time to catch another “Train”

Named the “REO Speedwagon”

Then getting in one of my “Cars”

One was broke down so I called

“Mike and The Mechanics”

I should have taken “Jefferson’s Airplane”

That is how “Frankie Goes To Hollywood”

On a “Black Sabbath”

Going to see “Dr. Dre”

About a bug bite

Not sure if it was a “Beattle”

Or a “Scorpion”

Better quit while I’m still on “ZZ Top”
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