A Declared Atheist

“I’m an atheist.”

– David Cross

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A declared atheist

Is a person

Who believes

In not believing

In an unbelievable

Person / entity

That has been

Conjured up

By collective

Beliefs

To satiate

A need to believe

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“Now, believe is a word that I have a serious problem with, right, because it has a “Lie” in the middle.

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“DNA” Descendant Now Ancestor

– John Trudell

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Declaration of a deity

Either spoke or written

Is hardly proof

Of any existence

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I would bet

In a pinch

That person

Would double

Pascal’s wager

To prove

They were wrong

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“A lot of people don’t like to think that human beings came from monkeys, and it is usually for religious reasons.

You know, you talk to people and they are tell you they know, that they came from Jesus, they didn’t come from a monkey.

You’ve ever get in those conversations, where someone says they know.

NO? Bro, I know I came from Jesus BRO I know man, I came from Jesus BRO I came from Jesus, I didn’t come from a monkey.

“Ah, aren’t you like 30 ? “Hey, how do you know so much????…… there are dudes that have studied this for thousands of  years? You got it wrapped up?

I don’t know if I came from a monkey or I came from Jesus, because I’m pretty fucking dumb and I’ve done no research whatsoever!

All right? But I’m honest! And you know what else I’ve done? I like to memorize shit that smart people have already figured out.

It is a huge time saver! and everybody should do it! Instead of saying you know,  go and read some shit.

One if the things they figured out, is that they mapped out the human genome… whatever that #uck that means!

It is like the ingredient for people? or something, something? and what they found out was that people are 96% chimpanzee!

That’s a lot of monkey! I mean It is something even worth arguing? If I gave you a sandwich, which is 96% shit… and 4% ham, would you be willing to consider that ham sandwich?

WE ARE MONKEYS!!

It doesn’t mean there’s no god!

That’s where everybody gets crazy! It doesn’t mean everybody has an answer, or that you’re right! No one is saying there’s no god!

All I’m saying is maybe……God made a monkey, which doesn’t like to think it is a monkey and lies a lot!

Does that make sense?

That’s makes way more sense! That’s what we do!”

– Joe Rogan