Dual Purpose Ballots

Finally a plan to allow

Everyone to anonymously

Vote safely from home

Regardless of race

Party affiliation or district

No return postage necessary

As the next official ballot

Will be printed on toilet paper

Which can be sent with one flush

To the local sewage treatment pond

To join the rest of the turds

Where divers will determine

The fair outcome as they see shit fit

Seems it would be the best we

Can hope for in this septic system

Oh 💩 poop

Just realized very few

People will be excluded

In this master plan

Those on each end

Of the age spectrum

For they will be in diapers

And probably shouldn’t

Vote anyway