A Clean Slate

And with that topic
To this post
Almost Immediately
Figured out
Why I am here
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Which is…..
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To clean my slate
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For it was “clean”
When I  got “here”
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“Wouldn’t it be nice to have a kid? To have this fresh, clean slate which we could fill. A little clean spirit, innocent, and to fill it with good ideas.”
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Yeah, yeah, how about this? If you’re so fucking altruistic, why don’t you leave the little clean spirit wherever it is right now?
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Okay? Horrible act, childbirth. Nightmare. Bringing … I would never bring a kid to this fucking planet…”
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– Bill Hicks
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(DISCLAIMER: This in no way reflects the love and adoration of my non-biological children and grandchildren.)
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According to my
Empiricalistic perception
Going back to my first inhalation
I did so from the perspective
That I too was a “clean slate”
Fresh from the spirit realm
Or what I like to call
The celestial “green room”
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Where you prepare for your
Earthly appearance
Rehearsing what you will say
How you will react to the hosts
Whilst receiving feedback
From the audience
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Dare I say due to procrastination
I was not ready to go “on”
For I knew / believe and
According to Helen Wambach
In “Life Before Life”
That you me each one of us
“Pick” our parents
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………..shit
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That’s a responsibility
Not to be taken lightly
For with last minute decisions
You get last minute decision parents
Ones who wouldn’t even know
What a slate was or for
Let alone clean or that
They would be marking
It up at all or all up
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I can only assume due to
Some technical glitch
The producers needed me
On stage “Earth” and whisked
Me out of the green room
Wishing me good luck
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Holy #uck, I’m going to need it
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So on the way out……or “down”
Since that is the commonly perceived
Cosmo-georaphical location
Of heaven
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I quickly picked a nice place to live
Over the complex process of vetting
Enlightened parents with
Nurturing capabilities and
A penchant for evolutionary awareness
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Better luck………next time
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For just below the biological process
Understanding that planting a seed
In a fertile garden will grow a child
……..smack…whaaaa…I was now here
Clean slate……be damned
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“Just an observation,
Maybe I need
Different glasses.”
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– Angelo Devlin
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To be continued on
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“Cleaning My Slate”