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The Same Thing

February 2, 2022

Only different by a different pronoun

What if we
(not me and the mouse in my pocket)
But rather societies as a whole/whole

Developed the awareness
Even as just a contemplation
That God was/is a……….She*

We will move quickly to a “They” later

For now, this is just to balance perceptions

After all, there are more holes
In that holy story than the whole
Of stories with holes in them

Curbing my curiosity of reading further
On the implausible impossibility that that
Book conveys or represents anything in
The vaguest parameters of being a truth

Used more as an underhanded theatrical prop
In a make believe world that if you put the
Right hand on it and raise the left hand
One will automatically tell…..only truths

OR ELSE!! your testicles or hair will fall off
(Nevermind…..nothing will happen) Shit!!

“They fuckin’ made it up, folks, it’s make-believe! It’s make-believe………

The more important question is…What is the big deal about swearing to God in the first place. Why does swearing to God mean you’re going to tell the truth?

Wouldn’t affect me. If they said to me, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God?

I’d say yeah, I’ll tell you about as much truth as the people who wrote that #ucking bible.

How do you like that?”

– George Carlin

Once you can or may accept the premise
That everything that is has always been, it
Merely changes shape, heat and light

The idea that an invisible man created it all
Falls off the truck on the way to the landfill

However since the collective seems to be
Stuck with a notion there was a creator
With absolutely no proof, except for a book
Written and read mostly by men. Hmmmm

Logic would state God is female* since they
Have the organism to use raw materials to
Miraculously create, out of almost nothing
Something that appeared not to be in the
First place…..A divine slight of womb

* s(he), fe(male) and wo(man)

(The Gilead type forced language of being
Of-men since there is no alternative, except
For broad, which is too politically incorrect)

Genesis 21-22

[21] “So the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon the man, and while he slept took one of his ribs and closed up its place with flesh; [22] and the rib which the LORD God had taken from the man he made into a woman and brought her to the man. … she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.”

WHY ??

Holy Hocus-pocus. Talk about forgetful or
Self-hatred manifesting into misogyny

Does anyone think a Goddess, once “she”
Created the cosmos of harmonic balance
Would have made every plant and animal
With reproductive orifices and appendages
Pistils and stamens and leave just one out
To perform rib surgery on the bipedal being
In order to subjugate the male as an of-broad

(I throw myself at the mercy of the politically
Correct police for my own ignorance and
Inability to find a word to describe or infer
To the opposite / corresponding sex being
With internal uteri and external vulva of men)

(Even Goddess has that of-men lingo which
Has been indoctrinated into the subconscious
For eons that God is a man and not an energy)

To immediately throw creation out of balance

Omniscient is a title that does not come easily

In other words you don’t forget the small stuff
Certainly not to the point of destroying one’s
Creation, all because they had no guidance
Only punishment brought about by trickery

You can eat from every tree in the garden
But………….this one……….ooopsie

Genesis 16-17

And the Lord God commanded the man, “You are free to eat from any tree in the garden;(A) 17 but you must not eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil,(B) for when you eat from it you will certainly die.”(C)

NIV or ABSV (any bs version)

Because if you do, you will become aware

Sounds like the Matrix red/blue pill dilemma

“You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.”

– Morpheus

I think Mother Earth Goddess made me to
Want to know how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Either way, you will still “die”..or change shape

The punishment being capital for disobeying
Vague rules, hypocritical and obtuse

Basically, waterboarding non-terrorists
Without questions before painfully drowning

In what twisted reality is that the loving
Behavior of an all powerful non sadistic deity?

On a lighter note…….if God is/was a she

Man would be allowed to eat from the tree
………then be told what he did “wrong” later.

Is any of this resonating how ridiculous of
A notion it is that there is an invisible man
Or invisible woman* controlling anything?

Now that the scales have been balanced
This is where the “they” part could come in
Right before it all gets tossed out anyway

Even a non binary deity is too much trouble
For it predisposes the notion a being
Outside of one’s self as judge and jury
Besides acting as a sadistic puppet master

Picture Santa Claus in drag if you will, with a
Little too much of each & not enough of either

Let me see….. I think I will let that person die
In a plane crash…but not those two…F’n Prick!

Dismissing it out of reason……as God’s will

Tugging and slacking strings for amusement

Like making a sport team win a game
Even though not enough prayed for a win
Stupid shit like that, or the deadlier version

“Military cemeteries around the world are packed with brainwashed dead soldiers who were convinced God was on their side.

America prays for God to destroy our enemies. Our enemies pray for God to destroy us.

Somebody’s gonna be disappointed! Somebody’s wasting their time!

Could it be.. everyone?”

– George Carlin

Does anyone else think that if an APAKALOBCOL
(All Powerful All Knowing All Loving Omniscient Being Creator Of Life)
Could scatter round rocks and fireballs
Around the firmament for amusement
For their creation experiment “They”
Would have made a video recording device
To document the miracle without
Impeding everybody’s freewill

Also a universal calendar to track time
From beginning to the alleged end
One that makes sense through the cosmos
Not a heliocentric one that only applies
On the third rock from the closet star
When there are billions of other stars
Making the word “years” irrelevant elsewhere

Would seem to be easier than teaching
A burning bush to sing or parting a sea
For a quick watery helpful genocide
To help save God’s people when
Theoretically all people are God’s people

Unless “chosen” is a euphemism for those
Sucking up to the APAKALOBCOL by telling
“They” they promise to behave….next time
Because NOW, they understand their errors

“Just an observation.
Maybe I need
Different glasses.”

– Angelo Devlin

As if this was not already long enough
Will close it out with more George Carlin

“Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades.

Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed.

Results like these do not belong on the résumé of a Supreme Being.

This is the kind of shit you’d expect from an office temp with a bad attitude. And just between you and me, in any decently-run universe, this guy would’ve been out on his all-powerful ass a long time ago.

And by the way, I say “this guy”, because I firmly believe, looking at these results, that if there is a God, it has to be a man.

No woman could or would ever fuck things up like this. So, if there is a God, I think most reasonable people might agree that he’s at least incompetent, and maybe, just maybe, doesn’t give a shit.

Doesn’t give a shit, which I admire in a person, and which would explain a lot of these bad results.”

George Carlin

From → Bible, dark, Paradox, Quotes, random

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