Speaking Of Green

It is my vague understanding, (been sidestepping the typical onslaught of information presented as “news”, so I may use my feet to dance with my partner, while the music is still playing) that a chocolate covered candy dyed in green, whose marketing character (cgi pixles, put to screen and paper) is being “de-sexualized”. In order to be more inclusive.

Along with the other “characters” used to represent a milk chocolate covered candy, which has nothing to do with sex anyway. Not that I know of. Must have something to do wih the melt in your mouth, not in your hand part. Inquiring minds, could give a rat’s ass.

More inclusive, being euphemistic language for more sales, making the acronym mean more & more.

Candy coating everything but feces, such as milk chocolate, carmel, peanuts, peanut butter, pretzels, dark chocolate, mint flavored chocolate, white chocolate indifferent sizes, in different packaging.

Occupying useless shelf space in the race for profits. The only winnable space race, consumption. Stirring the sleeping sheep to get a free bump in advertising their product, after disrupting the grazers of their nutritionless feed, with focused distractions.

“Just an observation,
Maybe I need
Different glasses.”

Ones that do not
See so clearly.

– Angelo Devlin