Killer Euphemisms

Brought to you by the state

In order to justify murder by

Eliminating bipedal earthlings

It deems undesirable though it

Tells the public it can not

Arbitrarily decide for themselves

Who they can “eliminate” / “murder”

Even if the “deceased” was a “target”

If it includes more than one person

It is considered a “mass shooting”

When government employees do it

It is considered “collateral damage”

Either which usually involve small children

If they mistakenly shoot their own

It is the result of “friendly fire” ….ooopsie

Bang bang “I’m awfully sorry” – George Carlin

Murder amongst brothers in a country

Killing each other over a concept uses

An extreme euphemism “civil” war

If for whatever reason a civilian kills

Their spouse it is a “crime of passion”

When the government kills a specific person

It “terminates with extreme prejudice”

If a doctor is murdered by a fetus fanatic

They are considered a “right to lifer”





“Ever wonder why we’re #ucked up as a species?”

– Bill Hicks



“Just an observation,
Maybe I need
Different glasses.”

– Angelo Devlin