Caught Myself

Looking at an old photograph

(All photographs are old,
Even by a second or two)

“Can anyone explain to me the need for one-hour photo finishing? You just saw the fuckin’ thing!”

George Carlin

My times have changed.

“My friend showed me a photo and said “Here’s a picture of me when I was younger”.

Every picture is of you, when you were younger.”

Mitch Hedberg

Unable to identify someone
Then I tried to do the
Forefinger and thumb
“Pinch and spread”
Like on a touch screen
So I could see it better
Nothing happened
I thought the magic
Was in my fingers
Apparently not
Hopefully I am not
The only one that tried that…..

Anyone……..
Nope…….
Just me
Fine

“Just an observation,
Maybe I need
Different glasses.

Or a magnifying glass”

– Angelo Devlin