How Do We Know

Nothing is colder

Than absolute zero

How do we know

Nothing is faster than

The speed of light

How do we know

There’s an invisible man

Living in the sky

How do we know

Because we’ve

Been told so

How do we know

Two out of three ain’t bad

Because Meat Loaf

Sang so



I’m frozen

I’m well lit

But there ain’t no way

Am ever going to buy that

So don’t be sad

Two out of three ain’t bad