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A Cosmological Rant

August 4, 2026

Science ought to be

Self reflective enough by now

To stop explaining stuff

By an evidence-less theory

That everything came

From nothing

It is infinitely illogical



The same goes for that God fellow

Given credit for reshaping

What was already already here


“Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.”

Genesis 1 2


Doesn’t that make us / myself

Always, all ways a part of that

“Spirit of God”?????????


Yes ?, no?

May be yes, may be no?



I’m just asking for 8 billion fellow space travelers



Does it matter?

If matter doesn’t matter?

Or only exists if observed?



I have faith that i

(yes, the small i)

Have always existed

In one form or another

The current “I” existing

In the here and now

Is an ego in an autonomous

Anthropomorphic vehicle

With five base senses

To experience experiences and

Make these dopey observations

Also, to utilize available exergy *

Of me being a better me

In such an efficiently lazy way

So I do not have to do this shit again


* Exergy is the measure of the maximum useful work that can be extracted from a system as it reaches equilibrium with its environment.


Satiating the temporary ego just enough

To meld back with the Spirit of God / Word

That one emanated from to experience itself

And based on logic and reason… do it again


“Help me. Help me to find my true
Self without seeing the future
Save me, save me from torturing
Myself, even within my dreams

There’s got to be just more to it than this
Or tell me why, do we exist
I’d like to think that when I die
I’d get a chance another time

And to return and live again
Reincarnate, play the game
Again and again and again.”


– Iron Maiden

“Infinite Dreams”



If we are made from the dust of the stars

It would behoove us / myself to

Shine as bright as possible while

Providing light and warmth to our surroundings


“I am made from the dust of the stars
And the oceans flow in my veins. “

-Rush

“Presto”



A rant is a rant is a rant

A good rant keeps going


Have you seen the dopey depiction

Of how the “Big Bang” occurred

It always starts from left to right

Never bottom upward or vice-versa

Never right to left or any other angle

Why because it is only a theory

Science’s weakest argument is that

The universe is expanding

Based only on that detailed drawing

Yet it is so vast and never-ending

It is never presented that it is

Contracting in a different direction


Unlike the cosmos, this rant has to end

Will close it out with a Pete Holmes observation


“But it doesn’t matter if you’re an atheist. You’re a theist, I actually think we’re all kinda in the same boat. Really, I do. Some people think God created the universe. Some people think nothing created the universe. Which is the funniest guess? [audience laughing]

The “nothing” people make fun of the “God” people. They say, “God doesn’t exist.” I’m like, “Okay, maybe.” But you know what definitely doesn’t exist? Nothing. [audience/laughing]

That’s the defining characteristic of nothing, is that it doesn’t exist. So what are we talking about? Either you think it’s God, something you can’t see, touch, taste, photograph, and science can’t prove, or you think it’s nothing, something you can’t see, touch, taste, photograph, and science can’t prove.

But I think we can all agree if nothing, if your nothing, sometimes spontaneously erupts into everything, that’s a pretty goddamn magical fucking nothing, you guys. [audience/laughing]

And ask… ask the “nothing” people, “What happens when you die?” They’ll tell you, “Nothing. You go into nothing.” I’m like, “You mean you merge back with your creator?” [audience/laughing]

“That’s heaven, bitch.”


– Pete Holmes

One Comment
  1. Cohérence in training's avatar

    Isn’t it beautiful that we all want to find a way to make sense of it all, even if we’re making sense by saying other things don’t make sense? It’s quite fantastic! The urge to comprehend beingness. That’s what your blog excels at. Thanks also for the laughs!!

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