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September 20, 2016

DNA Kits

Interesting,  but absolutely useless.

Save manifesting the creation of work, for some biology student in need of a job to pay back his or her monstrous school loan.  Putting that education to work handling some stranger’s saliva.


The ads I hear,  increasingly with new companies coming in to the market, are selling the same “kits” to break down what your “genetics” allegedly are.

The responses,  these companies should send back, without testing anything is.

Thanks for the money,  our test results show that you are an earth creature, part of Gaia consciousness.

While your genetic make up, is not too far removed from all of our primate predecessors, there was an evolutionary paradigm shift, millions of years ago that sparked an awareness of self and others.


Joe Rogan

A lot of people don’t like to think that human beings came from monkeys, and it is usually for religious reasons.

You know, you talk to people and they tell you they know, that they came from Jesus, they didn’t come from a monkey.

You’ve ever get in those conversations, where someone says they know.

NO? BRO, (Brother) I know I came from Jesus, BRO I know man, I came from Jesus BRO I came from Jesus, I didn’t come from a monkey.

“Ah, aren’t you like 30 ? “Hey, how do you know so much????…… there are dudes that have studied this for thousands of  years? You got it wrapped up?

I don’t know if I came from a monkey or I came from Jesus, because I’m pretty fucking dumb and I’ve done no research whatsoever!

All right? But I’m honest! And you know what else I’ve done? I like to memorize shit that smart people have already figured out.

It is a huge time saver! and everybody should do it! Instead of saying you know,  go and read some shit.

One if the things they figured out, is that they mapped out the human genome… whatever that fuck that means!

It is like the ingredient for people? or something, something? and what they found out was that people are 96% chimpanzee!

That’s a lot of monkey! I mean It is something even worth arguing? If I gave you a sandwich, which is 96% shit… and 4% ham, would you be willing to consider that ham sandwich?


It doesn’t mean there’s no god! That’s where everybody gets crazy! It doesn’t mean everybody has an answer, or that you’re right! No one saying there’s no god!

All I’m saying is maybe, God made a monkey, which doesn’t like to think it is a monkey and lies a lot!

Does that make sense? That’s makes way more sense! That’s what we do!

So, before you devolve back into using only your reptilian brain, instead of your mammalian brain, we’d like to suggest you become aware that you are a person, a human being, a bi-pedal earth creature.

Unlike anybody else, and yet like everybody else. On one hand, being unique in thought and purpose.

On the other, you each have bones that make up your skeleton.  Regardless, that there are almost 8 Billion bi-peds, you still share just 1 of 4 blood types.

You also, all breathe the same oxygen,  and are warmed by the same gaseous fireball millions of miles away.

Our test reveals you should not be wasting any means of currency on trying to decipher your useless genetic “history”.

Your money will not be wasted if you take this information and opportunity to just be the best person you can be without categorizing your self for your self.

(Or others, who may now want to use this freely given “information” to somehow being used against you.)(oops, didn’t “think” about that aspect of it, did you now?)

Side note,  how does that thought not permeate our collective conscious or unconscious in this heavily surveilled world?

Your test results show, you have no predisposition at all for disliking, hating or killing any of the other creatures on this little green blue sphere floating magically around the sun.

Your genetic code, also reveals, you have an incredible capacity for serving,  helping and being kind to your fellow “space” travellers.

George Carlin, ” The planet is fine”

Everybody’s gonna save something now. Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails. And the greatest arrogance of all, save the planet.


Are these fucking people kidding me?

Save the planet?

We don’t even know how to take care of ourselves yet. We haven’t learned to care for one another—we’re gonna save the fuckin’ planet? I’m gettin’ tired of that shit. Tired of that shit. Tired. //

 The planet will be here for a long, long, long time after we’re gone and it will heal itself, it will cleanse itself ’cuz that’s what it does.

It’s a self-correcting system. The air and the water will recover, the earth will be renewed.

Which absolutely nothing will change otherwise if you happen to have a piece of paper or an email stating what your genetics are.

From → dark, humor, Paradox, random

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