Gather the Troops

“The road to power is paved with hypocrisy and casualties.”

– “Frank Underwood”  AKA ” FU”
– “House of Cards”

The ticket out

The Donald just tweeted it up

Get out now

Doug Stanhope style

Line up single file

I’m Transgender, bye

I’m Transgender, thanks

I’m Transgender, see ya

I’m Transgender, here’s your weapons

I’m Transgender, here’s the jeep keys, bye

I’m Transgender, tank is parked out back

Even as a goof, just a mass exodus

One month unpaid vacation, think of the chaos it would cause. The paperwork,  planning,  planes….etc.

Preparedness Perfected.  Oops! !

I understand the big D likes his info presented in simple graphic form. Maybe the secret service can sneak him a copy of Schoolastic Rocks “I’m just a bill” video.

A little Presidential 101 if you will.

Perhaps a red, white and blue fidget spinner will keep his fingers busy till a pair of golden thumb cuffs can be made.