TV Is The Drug

That

 

Sedated, anesthetized and hypnotized

An unfortunate percentage of people

Into becoming unconscious enough to

Think a reality TV star could be president

 
What else could explain how easily duped

Voters could be so seduced by a tall dude

With a small and adolescent vocabulary

Misogynistic mannerisms and bullying bigotry

 
Who still are so deep under the influence

Are doped up enough to believe his lies

Which are then corroborated by state TV

With friends like that who needs enemies

 
Hopefully some time before the midterms

They’ll sober up and grab a cup of coffee

So they won’t answer exit poll questions

And get a VUI voting under the influence

 

 

SO SAD that chief chicken little keeps

Them strung out with new shiny objects

Seemingly falling from the sky so often

The boy can get away with crying wolf

 

 

Time for some rehab and turn off the TV

Cold turkey would probably be the best

That might be a shock to your system

Try weaning off by 15 minutes a day