The # Bleen

 

“The Nobel Prize in mathematics was awarded to a California professor who has discovered a new number!

The number is bleen, which he claims belongs between 6 and 7.”

George Carlin

 

“We made the whole thing up!”

George Carlin

 

“Snap back to reality, 
Oops there goes gravity.”

Eminem

 

Except for gravity (i.e. laws of nature)

It is all made up

None of the following

Exist in nature.

 

Alphabets

Numbers

Time

Morality

Religion

Hierarchy (save rock, paper or scissors)

 

A lion is no more “king” of the jungle, then old age (rock), lack of water (paper) or hyenas (scissors).

Other than a “royalty” entitlement moniker attributed to by humans in a desperate grasp to egotistically mirror an incorrectly perceived notion of superiority.

Old age (rock) “accidents” (paper) or war (scissors). No superiority when dead.

Besides bleen, why not a gluark or a frenkl. Who knows what math problems could be solved if we had more numbers?

Same goes for letters, we keep adding new words, but no new letters. Why?

I get it, I don’t want to learn new numbers or letters either. Just considering we have unintentionally limited our capabilities by stopping at 10 numbers and 26 letters.