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2 out of 3 ain’t bad

November 27, 2017

Or in Donald’s case 2 out of 10

“For a religious leader to question a person’s faith is disgraceful. I’m proud to be a Christian”

– Donald Trump 

Could care less what someone’s religion is, however, if you are going to alleged yourself to be a Christian, ought to at least follow their rules.

Mine are be kind, be polite and behave.

These are the Donald’s…… yeah right.

1 You shall have no other gods before Me. 

You narcissistic nit wit. The TV screen is not a reflection pool.

“Narcissus is the origin of the term narcissism, a fixation with oneself and one’s physical appearance or public perception.”

– Wikipedia

2 You shall not make idols.

Trump Tower, Trump Casino, Trump Tower Moscow

“Who puts his name in gold, on #uc@ing (buildings) 5 stories tall and on every m*****#uc@ing thing he owns.”

– David Cross

Forging and owning rectangular golden calves.

3 You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.

So far haven’t heard that, pass # 1

4 Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.

Cutting business deals while golfing is hardly holy.

“A mindless activity engaged in primarily by white, well-to-do male businessmen who use the game to get together to make deals to carve this country up a little finer amongst themselves.”

– George Carlin 

5 Honor your father and your mother.

Have no clue, one might assume (from an arm chair psychological standpoint), his need to please authority figures, covers this one.

Pass # 2

“This commandment is about obedience and respect for authority; in other words it’s simply a device for controlling people.

The truth is, obedience and respect should not be granted automatically. They should be earned. They should be based on the parents’ (or the authority figure’s) performance. Some parents deserve respect. Most of them don’t. Period.”

– George Carlin

6 You shall not murder.

Ordering “your” troops to kill, like all past presidents have, is murder, “legalized”.

Even if under the bullshit guise of freedom and democracy, while securing resources for criminal corporations.

“But you can reach the top
of your profession.
If you become the leader of the land,
For murder is the sport of the elected,
And you don’t need to lift
a finger of your hand”

– The Police

“Muder by numbers”

7 You shall not commit adultery. 

Hmm…..

Access Hollywood taped confession.

“Donald J. Trump: You know and …

Unknown: She used to be great. She’s still very beautiful.

Trump: I moved on her, actually. You know, she was down on Palm Beach. I moved on her, and I failed. I’ll admit it.

Unknown: Whoa.

Trump: I did try and #uc& her. She was married.

Unknown: That’s huge news.

Trump: No, no, Nancy. No, this was [unintelligible] — and I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping.”

Maybe it wouldn’t have counted, if it wasn’t recorded.

8 You shall not steal.

Rearranging the tax code so you have more and workers have less is stealing.

Proverbs 28 : 6

Better is a poor man who walks in his integrity than a rich man who is crooked in his ways.

9 You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.

Hahaha  Hahaha Hahaha. Never mind.

“If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed.”

Adolf Hitler 

10 You shall not covet.

That power grab is never ending.

“The road to power is paved with hypocrisy and casualties. “

– “Frank Underwood”  AKA ” FU”
– “House of Cards”

 

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3 Comments
  1. He’d probably strike out on all the beatitudes. But I’ve had enough of the dumpster fire for today.

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    • Makes even more sense now. Just saw this Kurt Vonnegut quote on a Bill Hicks page.

      For some reason, the most vocal Christians among us never mention the Beatitudes. But, often with tears in their eyes, they demand that the Ten Commandments be posted in public buildings. And of course that’s Moses, not Jesus. I haven’t heard one of them demand that the Sermon on the Mount, the Beatitudes, be posted anywhere.

      “Blessed are the merciful” in a courtroom? “Blessed are the peacemakers” in the Pentagon? Give me a break!

      – Kurt Vonnegut

      Then of course this emerged from the Carlin quadrant of my cranium.

      “What would Jesus do?” They don’t wanna know so they can do it – they just wanna know so they can tell other people to do it!”

      – George Carlin

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  2. Good way to put it. That dumpster seems like it is going to have enough fuel for 3 more years. If he was an employee working for a company, he would have been out in 90 days. Or sooner.

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