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Knock Knock

April 14, 2018

Knock knock,

Who’s there?


Red who?

Red Herring

Who sent you?


Come on in.

I’m sure glads you takes my money and keeps fighting for my seconds amendment rights.

Even though, it puts me further away from being free, as I’ve shackled myself to an outdated, antiquated, prick waving concept that is impossibly justified and won’t work.

Seeing as how, I only have a pistol, a revolver, a rifle and a shotgun. Well, ok, three of each, yet it just occurred to me that I could only, really use one at a time.


The government has bazookas, flame throwers, machine guns, tanks, anti personal mines, armed drones, cruise and stinger missiles and a whole host of alphabetical bombs.


No problem, I am here to spook you a little more, by merely suggesting via rumor and innuendo that the “liberals” may, may try and take away the guns you do have. So buy some more, just in case.

In order to help the economy via ammunition, gun and safe sales. Even though, the only person suggesting  confiscating weapons is the “Donald”.

Donald Trump has indicated his support for confiscating firearms from certain dangerous people even if it violates their legal rights, in comments guaranteed to enrage a large section of his support.

In remarks almost unthinkable for a modern Republican president, he told senators at the White House to discuss general school safety:

“Take the firearms first and then go to court.

“I like taking the guns early, like in the crazy man’s case… take the guns first, go through due process second.”

– Donald Trump

The Independent UK
USA Today


Umm, then it wouldn’t be “due process” duh!

“Imagine if Barack Obama had said that? Just ignore due process and start confiscating guns? Obama would have been denounced as a dictator. We would have denounced him first, trust me. Congress would be talking impeachment.”

– Tucker Carlson

Good thing Tucker has a front row seat to his back channel communications with his Big Brother.

As one might guess, there is no room for weapons at our house. It is filled with love, laughter and truth.

Considering also that the occupants have a little:

anger and detachment,
anxiety and fear,
brain Injury and depression
and a toddler with curiosity


Knowing that statistically, the likelihood is, that they will get used against an intruder pales in comparison, that the guns will most likely be used fatally, via accidents, passion or suicide.

So, if there were weapons in the house, it might lead everyone to sleep with

Bullet proof vests
Body armor
Kevlar helmets
And one eye open

Besides that, no one conducts themselves in a manner that draws that kind of energy under our roof.


Based on the Fahrenheit 451 culture we are living in, I am more worried about the Government paid fire department breaking down the door to confiscate my books.


Continued on “More Knocks”


From → humor

One Comment
  1. Love the rant. Sometimes I think I’m living in bizarro world.

    Liked by 2 people

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