It’s A Jungle In There

“Welcome to the jungle we’ve got fun and games.”

– Guns & Roses

The elephant is in the room with the turd in the punch bowl. You would have to be blind as a bat, not to see it.

It is the same room where someone just opened a can of worms and is trying to get them all into Pandora’s box.

Was it the monkey in the corner, who went a little bananas? I don’t want to be like the giraffe and stick my neck out, but that is what a little bird told me.

Certainly do not want to rat out my feathered friend. Even though I could weasel out of it. That would seem awfully cutthroat as toucan play that game.

Unfortunately there is no one to badger that gives a hoot and it is looking like they are going to make me the scapegoat.

Will have to ferret this out before my goose is cooked and I start shedding crocodile tears. If that happens, there will be no strutting around like a proud peacock.

Must move quick like a bunny so they don’t get me in the cross hares for a turkey shoot. This is not something I should get hounded for.

There will be no more horsing around just because the cat is out of the bag. Of course, we could deal with this at a snail’s pace. However, that seems kinda fishy.

This is no bull, I herd the cattle were in on it, for when asked about it, they behaved rather sheepishly.

If you still are unsure, give that fat cat a call. If he starts laughing like a hyena you’ll know he knows. Or perhaps that will be a red herring to throw off the wise old owl who thinks he can solve whodunit.

Probably shouldn’t worry so much about getting pigeonholed as a mother hen brooding over spring chickens.

Just don’t want them to go extinct like dinosaurs and not getting a chance to soar like eagles.

This whole thing has turned into a dog and pony show so it is time to bug out and head south with the snowbirds in Phoenix before I chicken out.

I would make an audio recording of this, but there is a frog in my throat. Actually my voice has always sounded like Kermit and that has been dogging me everyday.